Funny! U can Laugh....

[_I_Play_Chess]

:)

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

:) :) :) :) :) :) Ha Ha Ha Je Je Je

[chinadoll]

lol that's funny :P


The Rabbit
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you`ll see, you`ll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you`ll see, you`ll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this?? Think about your health!? Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the sh.it out of the little rabbit. As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fu.cker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he`s on ecstasy!"

[__SmasH__]

lol www.newjoke.com is the funniest joke site

[j0hns_marijuana]

HAHAHA that rabbit joke was funny :D

[leblitzer]

Originally posted by _i_play_chess
:)

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would
think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money."

:) :) :) :) :) :) Ha Ha Ha Je Je Je
lol