Post the Funniest Y! Profiles

[MaTT]

This thread is just for a laugh, post the funniest profiles that you have seen. I'll start with the one i just saw that made me start this post. http://profiles.yahoo.com/Betty_Humpter2
Have fun, ~~ MaTT ~~

[MaTT]

BTW, left out a small note that is my Y! dream girl if any one can do THAT at the age of 72 ......... you get the point!! ROTFFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~ MaTT ~~

[MaTT]

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!! (and **** i should have shut off e-mail notification for each post, this will be anoying yet again, oh well) still laughing jesse huh!! LOL

[-kimmie-]

um, ok matt.. "ick"

[MaTT]

HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you just made me choke you ****ing bastard OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO holy ****!!!!!! kimmie kic his ass i cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!

[-kimmie-]

nope, i can't jes.. but i can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue ;)

[MaTT]

OK, this post i should have put a warning up "do not view unless you got a strong stomach" because holy **** my stomach hurts and this post was only up for like a minute, omg this **** is funny. btw jess i guess she aint good with the legs but the toungue does satify something :-O LOL

[-kimmie-]

so, matt... since ur granny.. er dreamgirl can do that, what do u offer her? hm...

[MaTT]

LOL this aint a picking on matt post, (although gummed is better then gett scrapped [teeth]) ROTFL

[-kimmie-]

ok, this isn't a "funny" profile. well, unless ur a female and u see the size issue goin on here on this profile... http://profiles.yahoo.com/caniphuckya ;)

[MaTT]

OMG, limp your girl looks at midget porn !! damn dont post that **** on here!!!!!!!!!!!! others look at it kimmie , please keep you SMALL fetishes to yourself from now one......thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!! no more porn!

[-kimmie-]

MaTT, if you are offended by heterosexual sex, i suggest u hook up w/http://profiles.yahoo.com/Gay_in_Calif

[-kimmie-]

uh.. http://profiles.yahoo.com/Gay_in_Calif

[MaTT]

YOU ****ING BITCH!!! you CANT use the funny profiles i already sent you in a private IM, LMAO YOU CHEATER!!!!!! your dqed thats it leave!!!!!! lol kim FU!

[MaTT]

ok this profile will only be funny to one person (jesse) or anyone close to him........ http://profiles.yahoo.com/Mighty_Mace

[Forsaken]

my hero........

The Red Turbanator (http://profiles.yahoo.com/the_red_turbanator)

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Limpkinw is so wrong

[that_pope]

hmmmm, i really dont see how anything posted on the first page was as funny as Matt made it out to be, and kimmie, yeah, she shouldnt have more money than me, cheater!

[leblitzer]

Originally posted by MaTT
YOU ****ING BITCH!!! you CANT use the funny profiles i already sent you in a private IM, LMAO YOU CHEATER!!!!!! your dqed thats it leave!!!!!! lol kim FU!

how sad dude

[Mandy]

yeah i don't really see the funnies on this post hmmmmm anyone want to show me some freakin funnies

[Forsaken]

Try this lady...

http://profiles.yahoo.com/dats_my_baby_daddy

and she's very hott!!

[Mark__C]

Very disturbing

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

lol..now thats what i call funny

[KANE_6969]

httP://profiles.yahoo.com/jester_of_misery

http://profiles.yahoo.com/missmis44

trhe first guy talked shitt o my 12 y/o at the time brother.. herecently called yahoo cuiz i recently updated hios profile

the second one was my sisters g/f..he worked for a sherif station..in fact i coulda hacked the sherif station.. but i never did i ended up just taking her name instead a few dayslater.... believeme theshit i did had her trippin at her seat in flagstaff sherif station lol... anyways that is heranme.. the funniestpart about it was none of herfamily knew shewas gei... her parents seent heid.. her brothers told her parents.. her grandpa took the time to message the id.. and went to see her profile.. if she had apic ect... well he found out she was gei too... how funny is that?

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

i heard your sister is big and ugly.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

i heard your sister is big and ugly.

[KANE_6969]

i got 2 sisters.

[Forsaken]

That's why he posted it twice

[KANE_6969]

lol one is kinda fat the other is far from fat.

[Mark__C]

Originally posted by KANE_6969
lol one is kinda fat the other is far from fat.

Kane checks out his own sisters

[KANE_6969]

he asked if she was fat thats not c hecking them out... mark is a hater.. mark tak eyrou pathetic ass back to vb and stfu.. you little tramp you aint nothing.. thebest hack you could do is a site you were admin at.. yoru a big maqn now faggot... go back to yoru hole i make a fool of you now i make a fool of you in chat rooms.. yoru my bitch.. not grab my pocket **** face

[Idbeholda]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/iamb_andimasturbateexcessively
http://profiles.yahoo.com/david_wayne_cockmaster_kelly


Back when I actually though yahoo had some redeeming value, these were two people that fucked with me, so I made parodies of their profiles.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

heh, those info's were funny. thanks idle

[KANE_6969]

thos [profiles were disturbing..

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

Originally posted by KANE_6969
he asked if she was fat thats not c hecking them out... mark is a hater.. mark tak eyrou pathetic ass back to vb and stfu.. you little tramp you aint nothing.. thebest hack you could do is a site you were admin at.. yoru a big maqn now faggot... go back to yoru hole i make a fool of you now i make a fool of you in chat rooms.. yoru my bitch.. not grab my pocket **** face

LoL So Much Hate .

[Forsaken]

Originally posted by -ßéñ©Ø-
heh, those info's were funny. thanks idle

Those were two miserable, failed attempts at humor. You either have to be a junior high kid or have a junior high kid sense of humor to think they were funny. In Benco's case, I guess they are funny.

[b_v_d]

i see dumb people.

[Idbeholda]

Humor? The profiles weren't meant to be funny.

[KANE_6969]

and i got plentymore hate where that came from too.

[b_v_d]

who in thee blue hell......is idbegay?

[KANE_6969]

one of sompiledmieks friends

[Mandy]

hmmmmm yeah those were very disturning profiles i see gay people *scared sh!tless*where is the funny ones

[Idbeholda]

here's another disturbing one

http://profiles.yahoo.com/alexwebberandtheerogenouspickle

[Kat]

so when is someone going to actually post something funny :/

[KANE_6969]

don't be sucha hater

[Mandy]

hmmmmmmm any nerw profiles? hmmmmmmmmm just a question

[_I_Play_Chess]

How you doing?

Happy to see you back In here.

How's everything?

[Mandy]

Not on too much just got sometime right now i got a new job so i been working hard and getting my lil boy signed up for school. God im starting to feel oldddddddddd. Well I want to get to the living room i got a movie =secret window= playing i was just checking my email and i was like i wonder how everyone is! Well as i know that most of you guys hate when i write so much i shall stop now lol

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

secret window was a ok movie.
watched it 6 months ago..

[_I_Play_Chess]

Who is bothered by ur writing ....?


Let me know.


U will write what ever u wish...Be confortable please.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

i think its somthing kane said and.. she got all upset

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

i know kane for years now... and i know kane will say anything to piss you off.

[Blurry]

Haha those are lovely !!

[lvl_a_i_l]

Aren`t they married ????????? :D

[lvl_a_i_l]

I wounder where did you learn to SPANK the monkey ?????????

That`s a real NICE score. Did you try on Kane first ???????lol

[_Killer_]

lol the last profile was funny

[sky]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/sky

http://profiles.yahoo.com/j_0_d_y

http://profiles.yahoo.com/__jody__

http://profiles.yahoo.com/profound_wisdom

http://profiles.yahoo.com/my-alien

http://profiles.yahoo.com/sky444444



MY BEST PROFILES .....TYVM....... jody

[KANE_6969]

shawn only thinks he knows me. sky hatesme cuz i heard a rumor

[sky]

I dont hate you kane. I hardly know you. If you heard i was run over and dead from an accident i believe you. It's ok.. never mind..."What was i thinking? " Anywho....i'm alive and doing fine.. :p tyvm for your kind hearted concert and compasion...jody

[sky]

concern* LOL i just woke up.. jody

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

Damn the second on hurt my head.
but i like the last one.

[__MeK__2]

You guys can seriously suck my dick... i am the winner of one of the hardest games... lol... i dont even bather playing the other bullshit *** games.... but well.. u guys are wasting ur dollaz and time... BITCHES

[__MeK__2]

Cant You Just Stop Cheating ? ? ? Seriously You Fucking Faggot....

[__MeK__2]

Shawn.... You Are A Fucking Cheater......

[__MeK__2]

Dude You Cant Cheat Anymore Because The Arcade Its Not That Big.... And There Are Certain Games That You Cant Cheat At.... So....

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick shawn

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick shawn...

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

lol now thats soo f*ckin gay.

and what a pathetic way to earn dollas.

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick shawn....

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick shawn

[__MeK__2]

suck my dick bitch!

[__MeK__2]

Suck My Dick Faggot!

[__MeK__2]

You Aint Got No More Dollaz Shawn...

[__MeK__2]

That You Cant Beat My Records Of All My Trophies.... You Fucking Faggot... You Cannot Beat Me.... Remember...you Cannot!! B E A T M E .....

[__MeK__2]

And That's Enough For Me.. Why? Because I Know I Aint Cheating And I Aint Wasting My Time Like You Are You Fucking Faggot... I Know I Have One Of The Best Recordds Ever In This Arcade... That Not Even You Shawn.... Fucking Bitch ***

[__MeK__2]

From Now On Everyti9me You See My Fucking Record On One Of The Games I Own.... You Can Suck My Dick.... Because You Know That You Wont Be Able To Beat Me... And The Trohies That You Have Im Not Gonna Take Them Down Because I Know You're Gonna Cheat... So Why Would I Waste My Fucking Money If You're Just Gonna Ruin It All????

[__MeK__2]

Why Would You Cheat? I Mean What's The Purpose? That's So Stupid And Pathetic That Everytime You See The Record You're Like... Oh Yeah I Cheated... I Didnt Earn It Myself.... Yeah... That's Great.... Fucking Loser

[__MeK__2]

That's So Pathetic.... Cheating.... I Mean I Know How To But I Dont Want To Because I Know Its A Waste Of Time... Just Admit It Shawn... Fucking Faggot.... Mother Fucker ... Bitch ***....

[__MeK__2]

You're Pathetic Man.... I Mean... Get A Fucking Life Fucking Fag.... Do Something With Your Life.... You Still Do The Same **** As Before... Fucking Loser.... Geek ... Gay *** Bitch....

[KANE_6969]

mekstalks you like dis styalked me only less names

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

lol@this kid
i just returned from a night out with friends
and go on the comp to finish my project
and what i see?
this fuckin dude still chating ****. mek you asking me if i got a life,
let me ask you do you have A life?
you been on this site Saturday 21:15 PM to 22:46 PM and
between that time from 10:19 PM to 10:29 PM you been posting useless Sh*t.
dude i bet your perants regret what a mistake bastard they brought up.
if i was you i would do somthing with my life
and get the fu*ck out of your room for once and go out or do somthing with your useless life. you F*uckin loser.
like i said to you before, kids like you that act all tough on there comps act like wannabe gangsters but in real they are nothing 15 yrs old greeks with small dicks.
kids like you come n go all the time try to be wannabes.
mek your just a worthless piece of sh1t front of my eyes.
i didnt really want to waste my time with a piece of sh*t like you.
but just to let you know that... YOUR JUST A 15 YRS OLD GREEK PIECE OF WORTHLESS SH1T. so i wont waste my time with you after this. you can just goto hell !

[__MeK__2]

you dont even know my age, you dont even know what i do... and the time that i was in here was because i was waiting for a girl to answer her phone so i could go to the bar with her... just shut the **** up... i could name you every single fucking bar that i've been to.... so you could just shut the **** up... cuz what you're doing its just talking ****... you know? BLAH BLAH BLAH.... that's all you do.... if im a geek then that means you're a geek too... i mean... check this out... im on the internet for one hour a day.... and i only have 7 trophies.... how many trophies do you have? 38!... lol... you gotta spent about 5-8 hours a day u fucking fag.... telling me about wasting time.... and yes i do have a life... prolly get way more money that you do... why would i be a gangsta wannabe? lol i wear Gucci.... if you dont believe i dont give a **** because i know my ****.... and if i had the chance i would take fucking pictures of all my Versage, and Gucci clothes that i have so you could stop takling **** and telling me that im a gangster wannabe....

[__MeK__2]

fucking geek *** bitch *** gay fag.... let somebody give you pussy.... u need some cuz all you do its stay in the fucking pc everyday for the longest time ever fucking bitch

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

bitch i play all sorts of games. ps2,xbox, pc games all sorts.
my problam is i love challage
at first i wasnt even interested in limps arcade,
i use to play 1 or 2 games sometimes.
it only started when pope challeged me in arcade he thought hes better then everyone else.
when i start playing then i showed him whos the real king.
you think i give a sh*t what you think, i know i played those game legit.
thats all that matter. after next reset i dont really give a sh*t about arcade coz i showed that im the real king.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

i dont go after pussies.
pussies come to me instead.
you just a wannabe whiteboy gangster..
we niggas hold the real sh*t.

dude go ahead post some pics of your so called gangster gear.
and let us all laugh at your stupid punk A s s

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

all you can say is B*itch F*uck and they all show in ****.
whats wrong as*hole scared of the admins or somthing?
lol like i said before your just a wannbe.

[KANE_6969]

he follows legends but wont admit it..

[__MeK__2]

ok... first of all you're the first wannabe here because you are the first who is trying to "keep it G A N G S T A"... you should grow up man... im not trying to be nobody im special, you're the one who talks like every other ****** in the US.... just **** off bitch.... and who gives a **** about what words i fucking use? i mean is it your problem?

[__MeK__2]

that's what i wanted to say.. and i'll say it this way if it doesnt show it...
N
I
G
G
E
R

[__MeK__2]

Get A Life Bitch!

[__MeK__2]

Get A Fucking Life You Fucking N I G G E R .... I Hate N I G G E R S Like You... Please Get A Life

[__MeK__2]

Stop Being A Gangster Wanna Be And Just Get A Life... You're Doing Yourself A Favor

[__MeK__2]

Fucking
N
I
G
G
E
R
.
.
.

[__MeK__2]

N I G G E R . . . . . . . . . . . .

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

and you know what we call you white people..
P I G S

And if that is to small for you fuc*in geek
try this..

PIGS

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

PIg go suck on your dads D I C K

[John-]

Shawn your white, shut the **** up.

I think Mek2 should be banned for that racism, but i dont know how it started i have only seen what is on this page.

[__MeK__2]

he's a black wanna be... that's all... im calling him n i g g e r because i know he's not black.... he's just one of those white trash kids that are trying to act and talk like black people but they're not ****... i mean.... seirously..... by the way Shawn... i challenge you to take my trophies away from me... i bet you cant ..... bitch ***

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

taking your trophies away will be piece of cake.
but like i said before im not interested being a king anymore.
i have proved that to everyone that im the king.

me being a white or black is not so important to prove what race i am on the net.

your challenging me?
well i fu*ckin deny your challenge...bi*tch
thats coz you are no challenge.

so kid go back to bed you got school in the morning.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

There i just took your fuc*kin trophie.
just to let you know that your NOTHING.

So now call your mom and say to her to suck my fuc*kin C0CK MUTHER FUCKER.

[KANE_6969]

a pig is a cop.. learn yrou slang.. lol you stupid niggerblack peopel callw hite peopel honkeys or crackers.

[__MeK__2]

Take Another Trophy I Dont Give A **** About That Trophy, I Didnt Even Try Taking That Trophy Away From You.... And You Know What? You Can Take That Piece Of **** Of Trophy Cuz That Game Is So Easy Its Stupid... Only Sfaggots Could Earn That Trophy, But I Just Showed You That No Matter What I Can Still Take Your Trophies Away From You... Faggot!

[__MeK__2]

You're American And You Dont Even Know Your Own Language? I Mean That's Pathetic.... You're Fucking Stupid And Slow... I Can Tell That Yo're A Nerd Just By That.... Fucking Bitch ***

[__MeK__2]

Only Nerds And Geeks Dont Know Slang.... What A Retard

[__MeK__2]

Fucking Nerd!.... Geek *** Bitch!.....

[KANE_6969]

axctually shawn is from uk.. he isn;t american iwould hate to claim him.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

Im Not A American Muther F*cker Dont Even Call Me That I F*ckin Hate Americans Co-ck Su-cker.

Im From Jamaica - Negril
And Yes I Do Live In England But Im Really From Jamaica..
And Dont Even Call Me A American Again You Co-ck Su-cking Muther
Fu-cker. You Can Su-ck On Your Dads Balls And Stfu.. Homo Faggot!!!

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

You Say I Dont Know My Fuckin Slang Muther Fuc-er
I Slang You Off Your Muth-er Fuc-kin Ground
Ya Raasta Batti Bowy Ya Bumclaat
Ya Isa Dead Man Walkin Ya Knaw
Stoopid Oh White Bowy.

[KANE_6969]

that was fuckin lame shawn i expected betetr froma vanilla ice wanna be.