What did you score on the SAT?

[Mark__C]

huh?

[O G]

haven't took it yet and i graduate in 5 weeks :| ....

[MóÑt£]

LoL, i clicked on 1600! Man i cant even spell SAT, im stupid az fuc|<. and plus i take mine tommorow. LoL'z wish me luck fellaz

[utahjazz85]

The SAT's don't prove anything except how much college ass a person kisses by studying for them.

REal smarts are common sense and being alert.

[Idbeholda]

Never took the SAT's.. took the ACT's and got (if i remember correctly) a cumulative score of like 28 on it.

[kdawg56_99]

I totally agree with utah. But I scored a 1300.

[that_pope]

1330 and 29 on ACT. I really didnt study. I coulda get 1450 easily if I studied english verbal ****. I got 780 math and 550 verbal.

[KANE_6969]

i woulda done good except school sucked and getting high was more important than goign to class. Goto school last 2 weeks catch up that was me lol

[utahjazz85]

I am taking the SAT's on Saturday and am staring an 800 right in the face.

Anyway, if my Jazz win tonight or Wednesday, we will be playing at 10:30 on Friday so I better get some sleep before that game.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lmfao dont block me on im bitch and no offence but 800 sucks dick

[Qball]

im done with college ....... now i just have to worry about life ...

[utahjazz85]

I didn't my sister had to use this **** and I had a phone call and **** off bitch.

[pugamsish]

I got a 1460

[utahjazz85]

nerd

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Lol, smart people with futures are nerds accoriding to you, thats sad

[utahjazz85]

The SAT's don't measure smarts, only idiots think that.

[kdawg56_99]

Yes, very true as some people don't do well on standardized tests but their gpa'a are exemplary, nonentheless.

[utahjazz85]

I took this **** on Saturday. Mark me down for a 900.

Also, when you walk into the room, sit in the back middle seat because if there are any chicks in the room you can be staring at them. There was this chick next to me, couldn't really look at her much because it would seem lame lmfao.

[Andy]

900 ouch

[GOD]

i never took the SAT but i got a 30 on the ACT if that means anything

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

900? LMFAO!

[kdawg56_99]

Nice god. THat figures your keen intellect :).

[utahjazz85]

Who cares those tests mean jack ****, the nerds think they are a measure of smarts. Just because you go to a good college doesn't say **** about how smart you are, studying, being a nerd vs. real smarts are 2 totally different things.

[Mark__C]

900 is about average

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

yeah, but thats not going to impress any colleges.

[utahjazz85]

I know the types of people who are average, they are getting high 900's and low 1000's, I get better grades than them but I'm not going to do better on this test.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lol.

[kdawg56_99]

Why do sports peepz get it easy and get to only make a 1020 or so for ncaa? that's gei lol. U don't see some ivy league kid making that when they get into ncaa . They need to get standard higher so u don't have players like shaq running around everywhere lol.

[Mark__C]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
I know the types of people who are average, they are getting high 900's and low 1000's, I get better grades than them but I'm not going to do better on this test.

Come on. You're of average intelligence just admit it. You're signature claims that you "tell it like it is", well do that then. With all these excuses you make for yourself you're signature should read "I tell it how I wish it were"

[utahjazz85]

School nerds and common smarts are totally different. I am not average when it comes to common knowledge, mark, just admit that you are a ****in school nerd.

[Mark__C]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
School nerds and common smarts are totally different. I am not average when it comes to common knowledge, mark, just admit that you are a ****in school nerd.

What do you mean you are not average when it comes to common knowledge?

[GOD]

mourning deprivation

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LMFAO JUST ADMIT IT YOUR A STUPID ****.

[utahjazz85]

The stupid ****s are the ones who think grades measure how smart a person is. Go ahead read that chemistry book all night it doesn't help you to make better decisions at all.

[GOD]

i think the point theyre tryin to make is that a person is measured in how much wealth they have and you need to go to a good school to get a good job to get alot of wealth
you can be a rebel all you want but youll be a rebel living with your parents when youre 40
unless of course you wanna try and win the lottery or hope someone thats rich in your family leaves you all thier money or something
but thats retarded

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lol.

[Andy]

that is the most worthless point i have ever seen. come on benco, atleast think of something worthwhile to add to your patheticness.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

alright, I wil then.
The SAT, a three-hour test, measures verbal and mathematical reasoning skills students have developed over time and skills they need to be successful academically

If you want to work at a gas station, or deliver pizzas, go ahead and blow this test off, otherwise, take it seriously so you can get into a good college , therofre be an umstanding meneber of socienty with a college degree,

[GOD]

yea i pretty much already said that

[kdawg56_99]

This test is nutthin personally i say. I gotta take the friggin mcat that's gonna be like 5 1/2 hours 2 essays god damn lol. I can only imagine like entrance and board exams to medicine or law school for dat matter.

[WIZÄRD]

i took the PSAT's got a 750 on math and 700 on verbal, who is da brain! :)

[kdawg56_99]

Nice very nice. I dunno bout the brain tho but u could get into some good schools with those marks.

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by r1chard_cran1um
well at least one of you was smart enough to catch my mistakes, good job God, wait ,,,,,,,,,,, you knew that before I did it didn't you????

Yes ,,,,,, Jizzy I did them on porpoise

lmao

No you didn't you're dumb as ****. I stopped correcting your mistskes a while ago otherwise I would have a 500 post long thread by now.

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by WIZÄRD
i took the PSAT's got a 750 on math and 700 on verbal, who is da brain! :)

You are too weak to admit that your friend who played with a gun and killed himself was a ****ing moron. That accidential death could have EASILY been prevented had that ****ing moron not been playing with a gun. The SAT's didn't help you one bit to make you a stronger person and admit the truth, that he WAS (<-LOL) a ****ing moron.

[utahjazz85]

Getting a good score on the SAT's doesn't mean ****. The SAT's don't result in an ability for a person to make better descions, solve problems, and they don't prevent laziness.

[GOD]

youre still avoiding the issue that you need to get a good score to get into a good school and then get a reasonable job
but hey if you wanna cook my fries for the rest of your life have at it

and man you are just too sympathetic i mean i know im an ******* but jesus christ ive never made fun of someone thats best friend accidently killed himself
ok i have done that but not recently

[utahjazz85]

I'm not making fun of him, I'm stating a fact that he was a ****ing moron for playing with a gun.

Grades are overrated, I know they will get you a job but I don't need a big ****load of money that the people who get good grades and think they are all around smart will get. It's just going to be me when I'm older, no kids, no wife bull****, it's my life, I don't want to share it with someone else, that's ****ing retarded. You have a kid and all your time is doing **** for the family, ****ing waste.

[GOD]

so in other words youve taken a reluctant vow of celebacy
aka you will never get laid ever and you dont have a choice about it cause youre a fruit

[utahjazz85]

Let's ASSUME kane got a 1600 on his SAT's.

Now, I guess kane really knows his **** in school.

But from what we know about kane, he does drugs, he thinks he is hot ****, and the drugs lead to worse things. But he got a 1600 on his SAT's so according to benco kane is smart and when he sells pot to 10 year olds he shouldn't be arrested because he got a 1600 on his SAT's.

Then theres a girl that you work with who gets a 1600 on her SAT's.

She drives like a piece of ****, walks slow as hell.

Then there is this one day where she is walking past your door at work and she walks very close to it because the walls are thin. You open your door fast because you are a man and you don't do things slow as ****. She gets slammed to the ground because she walked right next to the door. She could have walked closer to the other side of the wall, or put her hand in front of the door so that if it did open she won't get hit. But no, she has no common sense and can do little right, but according to benco, her 1600 on the SAT's will make up for that.

[utahjazz85]

This is pathetic, you guys won't get it. You have to strive to be different, not like everyone else. Everyone else wants attention, not me. Everyone else wants to be popular, have money, and be #1, being those people is the reason why you guys are ****in wannabe ****s.

[GOD]

you still dont get it do you
man youre fu<kin stupid

[Mark__C]

What are your plans after high school utah?

[utahjazz85]

College, but you see, my grades aren't even bad, they are above average but I'm saying that grades mean **** in determining how smart a person is.

[Mark__C]

what college accepts a 900 sat score?

[utahjazz85]

Dunno? I'll take it again and hope for the better. They look at other **** too el marko. Who knows, maybe I did better than a 900.

[utahjazz85]

No, those kids call people gay and proclaim how smart they are but immediately show their immaturity.

I get facts to find out if someone is wrong.

[GOD]

youre gay

[GOD]

and i proclaim how smart i am

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lmfao def, what is this, "Own Jazz Day" lmfao.

[_tom_tom_tom]

what does SAT mean ???

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Scholastic Assessment Test

[doggy50000]

i dont have SAT score.
i live in canada. woo hoo

[^s-H-a-D-o-W^]

You see jazz, the problem with your way of thinking is that you are bound to be hyprocritical of youself. You say that tests don't mean anything but yet you take them; you say that one should strive to be different, but yet you probabily own a phone, computer, clothes, and plan to go to college; you say that a man who kills himself in an accident is a moron, but yet when accidents happen to you, it is someone else's fault. Hypocracy is the sin of man Jazz, and some day you'll realize this.

[utahjazz85]

He's a moron for playing with a gun, not for killing himself, that wouldn't have happened if he wouldn't have played with a gun.

I own a computer but I'm on it when people go waste their time at the movies and the mall, that's how I am different you goober.

The tests don't mean anything but of course I have to take them to go to school, I could care less how well I do on them, it's not going to make me any smarter or make me feel better.

I own clothes, WHO THE **** DOESN'T? AND EVERYONE OWNS A PHONE. CHRIST.

[GOD]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
I own a computer but I'm on it when people go waste their time at the movies and the mall, that's how I am different you goober.

in other words
he has no friends

[utahjazz85]

I don't care about friends, I have few but it's insignificant. I would say I have no life, although having my id would make it more authentic.

[GOD]

you are truely the most pathetic person i have ever seen in my entire life
and ive seen leggless homeless men beg for spare change

[KANE_6969]

lol you have apoint def he is more p[athetic than hadicap homeless people who beg for change!

[utahjazz85]

You don't know what pathetic is.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

that is blatently obvious.

[GOD]

lol thats all he can say
i dont know what pathetic is
i dont think you can get more owned than that biaaaaaaaatch

[leblitzer]

wut is stat?

[KANE_6969]

yes but i have had a glimpse of pathetisizm and his name was utahjazz85

[Idbeholda]

(Insert picture of Butthead)

Huh huh.. beavith...i have theen the top of the mountain... huh huh... and it ith good.

Personally, I think jazz just needs to get his priorities in line. Other than that, I'd like to think he's at least halfway intelligent.

[utahjazz85]

When you idiots are older, say you are in a $50k a year job, and not going to get any huge raises. Would you rather work & deal with dumb people with no common sense that were principal's list nerds in school, or smart people with common sense and awareness who got decent grades in school. The choice is obvious for any true smart person.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

good point, but you still have to be intelligent enough to recoginize when to act normal and when to use your brains.

[utahjazz85]

You are saying that you have to recognize when to use your brains. Seems to me you are saying that you aren't supposed to use your brain all the time.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

I mean act appropriatley.

[leblitzer]

u need intelligent for be happy, u so pathetic