bling bling hustla tracks

[che]

ok limpkinpeeps, i'm gonna hit you folks with a selection of tracks from across the musical spectrum and from all era's which will lift your kudos by at least 100%. input welcome from all limpkinpeeps, don't be shy about your choice in music either as i'll be hitting you all with tracks from the legends like harold melvin to queensryche. laters all..........keep feeling the funk!

[KANE_6969]

silent lucidity owns

[che]

ok dweebzoids (jizz and cronies) and decent limpkinpeeps (everyone else except jizz and other similar weak minded imbeciles) here is a track which will have you bouncing like a kangaroo on speed.

"somehow somewhere" by deep sensation

my favourite tune at the moment, this track is a serious wedge of vinyl funk. check it out, it has it all plus a little bit extra, smooth vocals, funky rolling rhythym, piano, drums, samples...basically the mutts nuts of a track- ignore at your own peril, as this slab of soul/house/garage tunage will get the beaver gnawing on your wood quicker than you can say jumping jack flash..........enjoy !!!

[utahjazz85]

che Is a moron in yahoo games. No one likes him, he can't speak well, he's like


YOU ARE HOMO WHO ****S HIS MOM LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[che]

lol jazz you retard, it sounds like you are jealous of me my little friend. don't worry sonny, one day your voice will break and you may even start shaving.
please don't try and cut me down with your silly comments about no one liking me, because unlike you sad boy i do not need to spend every available free minute giving folks grief in yahoo games rooms or sucking up to so called "cool" people to make myself feel good. "real" friends, as in living breathing human beings are what it's all about.
lol at you fukkwits who's only life is in yahooland or whatever computer realm you may hang around in because you have no real life.
now please don't embarrass your self any more jizz, either post a sensible post in this thread or keep your moronic mumblings to yourself.
too funny.......lol



oh by the way jizz, if i was a homo wouldn't i be fukking my dad???

[Idbeholda]

Now that's the kind of slammage I'm talking about.

[KANE_6969]

lol nice way to sell a song che...

[KANE_6969]

jazz i;mteh one who callsyou gei and tells you to go have sex with yrou mother. but i dont say that about yoru mother. hell i like yrou mom jazz she calls you gei to her friends hahahaha. Jazz you haeva face not even yo mamma could love!

[MóÑt£]

sad...

[KANE_6969]

yeah ts tragic i feelbad for jazz kinda

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by che




oh by the way jizz, if i was a homo wouldn't i be fukking my dad???


I was immitationg you, trying to make you look as stupid as possible. That is what you say though.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

is che che_cod2000?, LOL, that dude is ****ED in the mind

[passionfruit]

Nope Benco wrong Che.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lolz

[KANE_6969]

che_uk somethignliek that is our good buddy che. He ahs gopod jokes too. and when he is drunk he's twice as creative

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

well see :)

[passionfruit]

We'll see?
Benco you have got it wrong................. the che your referring to is not the Che that started this thread.
No we'll see's about !!! Your wrong !!!

[KANE_6969]

benco its not him. I have played thsi che in pool. Her beat my ass one night. The next night i owned him. WE dranka nd joked through it all

[kdawg56_99]

That couldn't be che his english is too good lmao. This che is way funnier as well.

[che]

ok folks, here's a good one for you....

"know how" by young mc

new skoolism or old skoolism, whatever floats your boat if you're into hip hop or anything with a groove this record will work, it never fails to get the feet tapping and the head nodding. this track can be mixed into any set and guaranteed to get everybody doing their baddest badboy/girl pimp hustla mofo strut around the dancefloor/bedroom/livingroom or wherever you may be listening to it.
"this is stone cold rhyming, no thrills no bluff" (quote young mc).
check it out and get with the program. any track which samples the theme from shaft is the bomb in my book....enjoy

and no i am not che_cod or whatever that blokes name is. che_uk70, god bless him, the og pimp hustla gangsta playa bling bling mofo

[leblitzer]

holy chit

[KANE_6969]

ladies and gentlemen dick clark!!! hehehe j/k

[che]

yo kane my *****, and to my other pimp friends, you know who you are........this one is going out to you for the weekend, check it out, download it or even better buy the disc and slam it into your in car entertainment system and get the poontang buzzing round your wheels like bees round a honey pot.

"take ya time" by zum

this track is a 5 megaton KABOOOMMMMM. wickedly addictive rolling sample, heavy flowing beat, high pitched bell riffs placed strategically here and a vocal which pierces the soul like an arrow.

"take ya time and make me love you good"......nuff said, enjoy.

[che]

ok here's a corker for you hands in the air mdma rave freaks...

margarita by the vanden plas'

you've been out on the town since 8 pm, you've thrown a couple of disco biscuits down your throat, you've been bouncing round the dancefloor like a chimp on speed who's in a funny face pulling competition........you know the routine by now. it's 530 am and your head is still boxed, so you crash out on the settee with a cup of tea big enough to dip sheep in and throw something relaxing on the stereo.
this song is a must, it's new and hard to find but the search is worth it. good chill out tune, lots of beeps and bleeps with samples that get into your head and keep your mind active but arranged in a way that pulls you back from planet freekzoid and gets you back in touch with planet earth while still giving you that rushing feeling. top tune......

[che]

and heres a good one to get your night started in the right mood to.

the love i lost by harold melvin and the blue notes (soul god!!)

this is the tune to have blasting out of your speakers as you're getting ready for the big night out. you're buzzing round getting your sh!t together, just as you're getting in the shower slap on this track, you folks talk about legends....you folks know f all about legends. this is truly one of the greatest records ever put together. by the time you've finished your shave and slapping on the old spice you will be singing like a canary and strutting your stuff like john travolta in saturday night fever ready for a night on the rip and pulling chicks like a mofo.
harolds voice is awesome and the production is mind blowing, ageless classic, check it out, instant kudos boost...

[che]

ok folks, settle down and let me tell you about last friday night...
i recieved a video-phone call from my good friends jimmy page and robert plant. as i hadn't seen either of them for a while i invited them around for a few beers. withing 30 minutes they were knocking at the door, armed with a slab of beer and a couple of bottles of johnnie walker black label, one of our favourite tipples.
after catching up with each others gossip and reminiscing over old times we decided to have a few games of crib whilst downing a few tinnies. the mood was good and the cards were running sweet as they do when you have 3 of the worlds greatest cribbers just chilling and having fun over a few games. i decided to dust off the bong and fire up some of che's world famous secret recipe hashish/mescaline/amber mix. we all loaded the cone up to overflowing and killed the little cherry tipped beauties in a oner.
as the mix took effect jimmy's back marker peg suddenly opened up into a kaleidoscopic rainbow portal, out of which jumped my very good trans-dimensional senti-entity euchre playing friend who goes by the name of Lam (introduced to me by another good crib playing friend aleister crowley). lam invited us all back to his place on java 6 so we all leaped into the portal, extended the bifurcation point, jumped on the zero energy point surfboard and rode schrodingers wave all the way to lams dimensional locus of existance.
we spent all afternoon in the garden playing euchre, soaking up the effects of the nth dimensional solar rays and generally having a good time. time was getting on so we made our farewells and jimmy, bob and myself rode the wave function all the way back to earth prime. when we arrived back at my drum i realised bob and i had been having a very tight game, of which he just managed to peg out 121-119.
basically a very good night had by all, so this is a big up and massive respect going out to one of the best rock bands in the world ever, led zeppelin.

black dog by the above mentioned.

waheyy mama siad the way you move, gonna make you sweat gonna make you grrove.........top top tune, enjoy

[che]

and if the zepps ain't heavy enough for you check out....

the american way by sacred reich

good lyrics, good tune.

[MóÑt£]

...? i didn't follow that.

[pugamsish]

...

[MóÑt£]

. . . = . . . ?

[che]

don't worry folks, as time goes on and you experience the ways of the world, you will understand more of what i say. try reading more to, anything will do, from flaubert to joyce, literature's all good. if you would like any book suggestions as well as music suggestions do not be afraid to ask.
here's a little quote i'll give you, read it, absorb and understand...

"man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains it's original dimensions." - oliver wendell holmes ( not a bad euchre player, as well as a fine scientific mind )

[che]

tonight's tune is a classic and a personal fave of mine......

it takes two by rob base

boom, big up the robster, top tune, funky beat, good times.

it takes to to make a thing go right, uuuhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh

[MóÑt£]

LoL..!
GO CHE!
It's ya birthday. . .

[KANE_6969]

lol he is more interesting readingthan my local paper cher you should be a writer

[che]

now here is a true treat for you, from one of the greatest dominoe players ever, possibly one of the best songs in the world ever, my anthem....

As soon as your born they make you feel small,
By giving you no time instead of it all,
Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.

They hurt you at home and they hit you at school,
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool,
Till you're so ****ing crazy you can't follow their rules,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.

When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years,
Then they expect you to pick a career,
When you can't really function you're so full of fear,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
And you think you're so clever and classless and free,
But you're still ****ing peasents as far as I can see,
A working class hero is something to be,
A working class hero is something to be.

There's room at the top they are telling you still,
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill,
If you want to be like the folks on the hill,
A working class hero is something to be.
A working class hero is something to be.
If you want to be a hero well just follow me,
If you want to be a hero well just follow me.


mr lennons finest work. enjoy the angst savour the moment.

songs called working class hero if you hadn't already guessed

[che]

strap your speakers down and brace yourselves for a sonic boom which will knock you clean into the middle of next week. now this track is for serious playa/pimp/gangsta/music appreciators only.

the vulture by labi siffre

ooh la la, cappucino coffee, beatnik novels, vodka martini's, acid jazz, pastisse and water in the afternoon sun on a roaside bistro in a corsican village, all the decadent things in life that make you feel good in life- this track has it all.

a few lyrics so you understand where i'm coming from on this one:

"they call me the vulture 'cos thats my name,
i fly high around the town looking for game,
any girl who's lost her man,
i'm by her side-as fast as i can,
and i tell her things that she wants to hear,
i'm an evil man"

wicked vocals off labi, superbly prouced, awesomely played instruments, what more do could you want...all you hustla womanisers out there check out this track, you to will be a vulture i guarantee it.
this record is so fly you could stick wings on it and call it a 747

vultures are class, vultures have style..........wicked wicked wicked, download now.....

[doggy50000]

bling bling?

is that meaning flashy jewellery?
that word came up all of a sudden in my math class. LOL

[che]

yo doggy, bling bling is a state of mind bro, it's too big an expression to be confined to describing diamond encrusted rolex's or ruby covered hemp leaves dangling from 1" diameter solid gold necklaces, etc etc.
if it's good it's bling bling in my book, example, bling bling track:

one to grow on by the u.m.c.'s

nice flowing upbeat hip hop track, good lyrics with good delivery from the u.m's. absolutely the biggest baddest bling blingest most effective use of scratching up the word "hey" ever put down on vinyl- all good old school track, enjoy....

[doggy50000]

ok...

are you che_cdd from yahoo chess?

[che]

no, i'm not che_cdd. i use to be, and occasionaly still play under the id che_uk70 though.

[GOD]

you most likely have heard of this song che but if not then definately check it out i think you might enjoy it

its called PDA by interpol

great song to just kick back and listen to

[che]

your's is the only version of my desertion that i could ever subscribe to, that is all that i do..........

thank you god, another music appreciator. pda is a wicked record, most of theirs are. one of my other faves is the new, it has a real graunchy smothered over guitar sequence half way through which flows sweetly from the speakers.

good group, they bring to mind a smiths/red hot chili's/r.e.m genetic experiment gone wrong- two thumbs up from me.

[GOD]

if you like that i also recommend freetime by kenna

[che]

now this is one chilled out tune which is guaranteed to get the ladies thinking you are one cool mofo. instant kudos boost here...

never goin' down by adamski

try and find the ben chapman remix if you can, serious tunage, bling bling........

[che]

here's some good music for you folks to listen up to, pure bling bling to the m a x. this choice of tracks came about from last friday evening when i had l'il kim, mc lyte and celine dion round my house for a little pinochle session. the games were going good when after a couple of hours they all started harrasing my ass for me to blow the dust of my technic 1210's and fire up the cross fader and knock out a mix to get us in the mood before i took them all out for a night on the rip.

4 tracks in all, perfectly blended and mixed up to perfection,

1: porn theatre ushers , "me and him"
2: aim featuring yz, "ain't got time to waste"
3: "all my people" on big dawg records, no idea of artist
4: aim, "just passin' through"

a musical trip which takes you from og badboy oldskool mutherfukkaahhhh in your face baby to chilled out easy now hippy in 10 bliss filled minutes.
so good even celine was nodding her head and playing like a gangsta hustla, all good tracks, peace out.........

[che]

here's a good one for al you p-funk freaks out there....

mary jane by rick james

mellow easy going track, nice beat, good instrumentation, wicked lead and backing vocals, bling bling.

[utahjazz85]

How about Last Dance With Mary Jane by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Not your weird ****.

[che]

good track jazz, thanks for your offering. i thought you were into something a little more raucous than tom petty, so what do you reckon to some of these tracks:

blackened by metallica
damned for all time by corrosion of conformity
hook in mouth by megadeth
die with your boots on by iron maiden

and my personal rock favourite, 3 days of darkness in 2012 by testament, planet nibiru is nearly here folks.........

[GOD]

mmm testament
doesnt get much better than that

[utahjazz85]

Only heard of Metallica and Megadeth but never those songs.

But I don't listen to Tom Petty, I just like his songs, che, you want to download some good stuff-

Civil War - Guns n Roses

Not quite the head banger, try Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana for a headbanger.

[che]

headbanger: sad but true, metallica, rock on bud....

[GOD]

neither of those songs are headbanging at all
if you want some true death hardcore sh!t just let me know
i can hook it up with lamb of god and soilwork and converge
fully tapped into the scene

[che]

ok folks, we'll let god the keranngggggg bite the head of bats metal freak keep us informed as what is hot or not on the metal scene, keep it coming bud....
as for me, back to the only true music guaranteed to get a lady riding your face like its a space hopper- funk and all that good sh!t

heres 2 corkers for you to listen to, pure bling pure flavour;

for the love of money by the o'jays

not their biggest hit but definiteley one of their finest, the beat of which is being used more and more these days, and rightly so, it is groove with a capital GRRRRRRRRR.

still in love by rose royce

boom, pure old school funk with all the right ingredients, good vocals, good instrumentals, kick-ass beat and lyrics which will hit all the right buttons when played at the right time. check 'em out.....

[KANE_6969]

bout time you brought this back lol che's top 100 :P

[che]

here's a rare groove masterpiece for anybody into easy listening, bling all the way with this little beauty.......

in the mood by aurra- question

ah well, i'm spoiling you now, another bling rare groove classic

walking into sunshine by central line.

top tunes folks, hot summers day, cruising in your ragtop, serious pussy keeping you company- heaven.

[che]

ps. by the way, that walking into sunshine tack mentioned above is 1 of the biggest slices of rare groove funk that could ever be served up.....

here's another goody to feast on for you's

summing up by electric mind

these tracks are so good they are a must listen to, if ever any of you folks want to check em out gimme a bell and i'll send them to you.