Jazzfeld

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LOL!

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WTF IS JAZZ?

[[M82A1]_LordEC_]

Are you ****ting me or is something wrong with the forum 163 pages of stuff about chess!! This needs to be broken into seperate threads and not just dragged out into on huge thread! LoL but that is just my opinion.

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This is the best thread on LW, stfu n00b.

[Qball]

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here you go shout box cut me off

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LMFAO all those sbc's are stars, and they work too. But if you grab one, use a proxy.

[utahjazz85]

Well little did I know that the lag that happened during my last game of chess on Friday would result in 75 hours of isp downtime. I could kill those mothers. Anyway, I tried to post this but my isp just went out. SO this is what happened on Friday, oh yeah, luckly I saved the text-

I HATE MOTHERS LIKE THIS. I MADE A FEW MOVES, WE WERE BOTH AT :53 AND I LAGGED UNTIL ABOUT :33. THEN I MADE ANOTHER MOVE AND LAGGED UNTIL ABOUT :22. SO I OFFERED A CANCEL, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I LAGGED LIKE , HE DIDN'T ACCEPT IT, SO I KEPT PUSHING, OFFERED A DRAW TO HIM UP, HE WAS UP LIKE :22 to :9 AND I CAME BACK TO WIN THE GAME AT THE BUZZER!!!! I HATE CHEAP LIKE THAT, THAT MOTHER HAD WHAT WAS COMING LMFAO!!!! HE ALSO GOT A NICE BIG GG!!!! AND A WHOLE LOAD OF
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The last push I made was when he was up :7 to :2-

[utahjazz85]

That game was NOTHING compared to the dunk I did in my pool before. I'll get a picture and draw out wtf happened but holy I couldn't do that dunk again if I tried 1,000 times.

[utahjazz85]

Shaw of Mordor: man
Shaw of Mordor: that benco guy
UtahJazz75: yo
Shaw of Mordor: IMs me everyday
UtahJazz75: and?
Shaw of Mordor: "have you seen utah"
UtahJazz75: lmfao
UtahJazz75: LOL
Shaw of Mordor: "i didnt see utah today in chess"
Shaw of Mordor: "is utah on aim"
Shaw of Mordor: "how come utah isnt on aim":
UtahJazz75: my isp was down for 75 hours
Shaw of Mordor: "when's the last time you talked to utah"
UtahJazz75: LOL
Shaw of Mordor: he like misses you
Shaw of Mordor: or something
Shaw of Mordor: i told him to off and blocked him
Shaw of Mordor: cuz he was doing it like twice a day
UtahJazz75: lmfao

[b0rth]

lol

[utahjazz85]

OK this is the biggest dunk ever. I was playing dunk horse with my neighbor and this was my third attempt in trying to get the ball to bounce off the wall and come back at me.

Follow the map. I took this picture after the dunk happened.

1= Where I stood. I threw the ball at the wall.

2= Ball bounced off the wall. Was too low for me to catch and dunk so I didn't jump.

3= SUDDENLY the ball bounces off another ball in the pool, which wasn't planned. It bounces up in the air, I jump, catch it, and dunk . IT WAS THE BIGGEST DUNK EVER. FOLLOW THE MAP-

[utahjazz85]

OK just to make this more clear, the orange ball labeled "ME" bounced off the wall, then bounced up off of the other orange ball, I jumped and caught it and DUNKED THAT ****.

[[M82A1]_LordEC_]

OMG Utah very nice dunk but pretty sloppy labeling lol. Dont worry it is really clear.

[utahjazz85]

I know after that happened I was like, "OK I'M GETTING THE VIDEO CAMERA OUT".

I have a cam corder.

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NICE MAN, AND SHAW.

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Weak,

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JC SWEET DUNK BRO.

[Qball]

come utah you know you lost to me fair and square ........

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Qball , you progged, you mated him in 24, no one mates utah in 24.

[utahjazz85]

Ok read the third paragraph in the description-

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3539419321&category=3605

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haha, that is so lame :)

[utahjazz85]

THat's right. That was on ladder two years ago. I own him.

Take a look when his id was made-

http://profiles.yahoo.com/z1lx

Now take a look at my rip off of him, I made zl1x-

http://profiles.yahoo.com/zl1x

One week later, oh I'm so good.

I also used that id to restore my current one-

http://profiles.games.yahoo.com/games/profile2?name=zl1x&intl=us&consolidater=chess.yahoo

[utahjazz85]

Auto response from BencoG olf1: Im off like Larissa's pants when Im hard.

[leblitzer]

uta iwned by qballz??

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lmfao.

[leblitzer]

yup, uta is weak now

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wtf are you talking about leb? utah owns you.

[trevor_kid_420]

Damn 165 pages in this thread nice Utah, If it gets deleted people are gonna lose alot of posts lol, especially utah..

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It wont, and if you view 40 posts per page liek you are supposed to, then it is 62 pages.

[trevor_kid_420]

ok

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yea, thats right.

[leblitzer]

heh

[Mandy]

lol this thread is funny likes it bunches

[Realged13]

I could say some stuff that Larissa has told me about little Ben here, it's very interesting.

[harrysinghk]

A question for anyone who cares to reply. I have been on vacation for a month and now that i am back i find that on yahoo chess you can't click and move, have to drag only which causes errors by slipping up. My question is has yahoo changed something or have i, also is there a way around. THX

[leblitzer]

jazzy wake up lasy

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Weve been over this already reags.

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you drug what?

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
I've always drug my piece.

[Realged13]

He was dragging his peices in chess.

[Qball]

i'd like to be owned by Mandy instead of you guys like benco , ummm utah , ummmm sk, ummmm stevencarver, ryan321 and the list goes on. but one of these days i wont be owned ......... and for utah ummmm well he still owns me even tho i beat him only 2 twice ....... got killed a whole lot of times....... the time has come i no longer like to be owned and would like to be free. hey Mandy could i get a sneak peak of you pls. ?????

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by Qball
i'd like to be owned by Mandy

Please keep your sick fantasies to yourself. You are 12 years older than her you pervert.

[Qball]

oh forget it utah ......... time has come ..... its time to grow up and smell the life ....... stop acting like a damn kid ........ your not getting any younger. i just like to see who im votting for thats all. how pathetic ??? utah for the damn stuff you still a dick . you will never change. why do i even bother

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utah is right you know.

[Wood]

Originally posted by Qball
oh forget it utah ......... time has come ..... its time to grow up and smell the life ....... stop acting like a damn kid ........ your not getting any younger. i just like to see who im votting for thats all. how pathetic ??? utah for the damn stuff you still a dick . you will never change. why do i even bother

Smell the life, that's just great.... Qball you could be a professional writer..

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no he couldnt, he wouldnt waste the time typing ou, when he wanted to say the word You.

[[M82A1]_LordEC_]

Yeah Benco glad that was clear! Was the o next to the u a typo? Meh so confused! :confused:

[Qball]

hey benco why is that whenever utah says some thing you always say he's right ..... i mean i dont mean to bring up old things but dude .... you seem to come to his aid all the time ..... your like his little b-itch ......... even tho utah says stuff about you or diss you ..... you still come to his aid like a little dog begging for a friend .......... i doubt you know who your friends are ........ i may say thing stuipd most of the time but dang benco your pathetic . and i may even get banned for flaming but i dont care . YOUR THE WORSE MOD EVER!!!!!!!! you only look after the ones who cause trouble like utah ..... every thread in here you always seem to come to his aid ........... even tho utah never show's respect to you nor cause your a Mod of limpkinw. its kinda sad even i know who my friends are ............. you and utah seem to be like married ppl ....... acting like lovers . now sad, you say your Mod i doubt that very much .

Q the post is mostly opnion so it stays , but watch the flame please (R1chard)

[GOD]

100% correct Qball

[utahjazz85]

benco Has some personal problems, his parents are divorced and that always screws a kid up.

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Yea, and some other things, LMFAO, wtf are you talking about>?

[GOD]

hes talking about how youre nothing but a pure follower
whatever jazz says you immediately back up no matter how retarded it may be
granted sometimes he has a point but noone agrees with someone all the time like you do
be your own man benco and for gods sake stand up for yourself
and dont just say **** you
cause im tryin to help you out here

[utahjazz85]

But I am right.

[GOD]

99% of the time you just talk out of your ass though

[utahjazz85]

I just farted, does that count?

[GOD]

i gotta hand it to utah he has grown up a little
and that actually made me chuckle
bravo lol

[Wood]

Everyone flames sometimes, everyone bitchs sometimes so I don't even worry about it no more. Utah has a right to be a ******* he has a mod bitch at him about whatever he says or does.

[KANE_6969]

jazz is annoyign i stopped reading his psot.. if he was the last poster i dont read it..

[utahjazz85]

lmfao

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you just did Kane, and deaf, I will , just wait :)

[KANE_6969]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
benco Has some personal problems, his parents are divorced and that always screws a kid up.



Whats your excuse?

[utahjazz85]

I'm gay.

[Realged13]

Lmao at Utahs signature.

[MóÑt£]

it's funny though... cuz he calls me a wigger when im puertorican and black.. funny : ) ) !
wigger = white******?
so where do u c white in my races? go figure. stupid KRAKAHS!

[leblitzer]

<benco Has some personal problems, his parents are divorced and that always screws a kid up.>
oic its can explain so many things

[Mark__C]

Does anyone else think Qball is gay for posting that crap?

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

I think its a very nice jest but I think he is in the wrong thread again were trying 2 stay on topic.

[[M82A1]_LordEC_]

You would think having to grow up with Pope would sorta screw your life. But it turned out ok, only cause Im a lot stronger than him. LoL

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Keep that **** out of Jazzfeld.

[utahjazz85]

Delete it then MODERATOR.

[b0rth]

jazz, where the hell is your website.

[Realged13]

He will release it whenever he wishes.

[KANE_6969]

he prolly gave up too challenging to build...

[leblitzer]

umz uta, someone wanna sell u a _utajizzid_ yim me quick pliz

[utahjazz85]

I don't care, buy it yourself loser.

[Realged13]

lol

[pugamsish]

i didnt miss much...

[utahjazz85]

OMFG LMFAO-

http://www.basketballboards.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46583&forumid=46

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I want to join the utahjazz85 fan club, or am I already a Gold Member?

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My siganture rules, it is Coldplay lyrics, the song is amazing, its called "A Rush Of Blood to the Head"

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Ha . Ive got two columns.

[GOD]

do both of you have to be so gay with the long ass signatures?

[KANE_6969]

hell ithink defs is too logn but godd amn thats jsut plain stupid

[Realged13]

utahjazz85
Basketballboards Benchwarmer

Interesting . . .

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lmfao.

[Realged13]

Gosh, whats the point of having a song as your signature?

[GOD]

mine is long but atleast its not a whole goddamn song
i mean jesus christ

[utahjazz85]

Mine is two songs thank you very much.

[GOD]

thats somehow gayer

[utahjazz85]

UtahJazz75: ok listen
L i m p k i n W: ok
UtahJazz75: i got beef to settle with u
utahjazz75 wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Profiles\jazz\My Documents\otherstuff\rich.jpg.
UtahJazz75: i posted that the other night
UtahJazz75: rich deleted it
UtahJazz75: there was NOTHING wrong with it
L i m p k i n W received C:\WINDOWS\Profiles\jazz\My Documents\otherstuff\rich.jpg.
UtahJazz75: take part 2 also
utahjazz75 wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Profiles\jazz\My Documents\otherstuff\rich2.jpg.
L i m p k i n W received C:\WINDOWS\Profiles\jazz\My Documents\otherstuff\rich2.jpg.
UtahJazz75: theres nothing wrong with that
UtahJazz75: hes a post deleting bitch
UtahJazz75: u only promoted him cuz hes an old fart
L i m p k i n W signed off at 12:40:50 AM.

[r1chard_cran1um]

THIS IS TRULY PRICELESS

[GOD]

thats pretty funny
but bencos is somehow better lol
thank you thank you **bows**

[GOD]

thats for that ****in gay ass long signature

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wait, wtf happened?

[utahjazz85]

rich Went and copied off of kane. What a loser.

[pugamsish]

You guys have the most annoying signatures, but I think I am going to do the same thing.

[utahjazz85]

NICE LMFAO!

[leblitzer]

yo pug nice spam :">

[utahjazz85]

benco And I started a best out of 7 in pool yesterday. Here's how it went-

benco
utah
benco
benco
utah
utah

And game 7-

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yup, but I want a rematch.

[Realged13]

I'll play you utah.

[MóÑt£]

: ) )
utah... whats our score?
Monte: 24, Utah: 23
:D :P ;) : ) )

[utahjazz85]

No it's tied at 23. I need to lie down, I'm so ****ing full from supper.

And how come limp didn't change benco's signature?

[Qball]

maybe i should get a signature too ??? if these children have one i'd like the lyric's from this , it always made me feel nice when i was down or blue :

__________________________________________________ __

When this began
I had nothing to say
And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me
I was confused
And I let it all out to find /that I'm
Not the only person with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the vacancy the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel
Nothing to lose
Just stuck/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
And the fault is my own
I want to heal
I want to feel
What I thought was never real
I want to let go of the pain I've held so long
[Erase all the pain 'til it's gone] I want to heal
I want to feel
Like I'm close to something real
I want to find something i've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
And I've got nothing to say
I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face
I was confused
Looking everywhere/only to find that it's
Not the way I had imagined it all in my mind
So what am I
What do I have but negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is looking at me
Nothing to lose
Nothing to gain/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
The fault is my own
I will never know
Myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel
Anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never be
Anything 'til I break away from me
And I will break away
I'll find myself today
I want to heal
I want to feel like I'm
Somewhere i belong

[Realged13]

Could it be?

[Idbeholda]

post the pic, i wanna see if it's as bad as people say.

[GOD]

yea im a little curious myself

[Realged13]

I'm a little curious as well.

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that link wont work.

[pugamsish]

post the pic of that sasquatch :)

[KANE_6969]

jazz looks at pug sexually? he;d ratehr looka t a guy thena girl? yuck.. jazz has definite homotendencies

[utahjazz85]

Raped kroz today-

[Qball]

hey benco and utah can you guys tell me how you like my new site ??? go to http://www.napalone16.prv.pl

[leblitzer]

lol uta owned by n9 now lol

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utah got reinstated, damn that was fast.

[MóÑt£]

LoL, Benco is a fag in training

[Qball]

i know that really funny ........... i thought benco would change that but instead he just keeps that title .......... site : http://www.napalone16.prv.pl < go check this out !!!! you'll get a kick out of it

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I cant change it you dumbass.. Limp has to again.

[pugamsish]

If pope got his money back, I should get my 200 posts back. Right?

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I dont know how the post system works, but yes, that would only seem fair.

[pugamsish]

Thank you.

[pugamsish]

At least someone agrees.

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yea.

[pugamsish]

And how did Richard get 1581 posts, I was ahead of him by like 400??? Now he is #4 on the list???!!! He added posts to himself. A lot.

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I dont know, but he does have admin., so maybe,

[pugamsish]

Watch my post get deleted.

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which post got deleted, all I see is ur dollas going bye bye.

[pugamsish]

cuz im playing in the arcade. 200 of my posts got deleted, I was saying watch my richard post get deleted.

[pugamsish]

XC is the best game in the arcade.

[Zenos]

Is it possible? If yes,anyone wanna work on it with me?

[leblitzer]

crasy $hits rc do againt $hits?

[utahjazz85]

As I said before, every thread says something different, so read all of them.

[~-The-Sequel-~]

not really

[b_v_d]

giants won.

[leblitzer]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
As I said before, every thread says something different, so read all of them.
all about fix dude

[utahjazz85]

You would think this would work because of the new layout...

[utahjazz85]

LOL It's Back Bend Over Bitches!!!!

[Realged13]

I thought the original Jazzfled got deleted?

[r1chard_cran1um]

None of the threads got deleted, for some reason no one could post in them

If you want Jizz i could merge the 2 threads

Also something else is screwed up as this thread was started by Pope and I dont think Pope started this thread.

first convo's are about something different

[utahjazz85]

Ah thanks r1ch. You can do it if you want.

Anyway, after I was banned I thought my id was deleted and so were all my posts, but now it says guest again.

[r1chard_cran1um]

This is a side bar thing ............................... but


didn't you say you were leaving and never comming back ?


or was it April Fools ? :eek: :) :D ;)

[utahjazz85]

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

That's ****ed up. Type in something and it does it.

Ah, the site got better.

Move this to Chess if you can.

[that_pope]

Ha, this post is started by Pope, I am ownage. GO POPE!

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I moved Jazzfeld back to Chess

[Realged13]

Ran into a good friend of ours. He misses you all dearly and here is to prove it!