Jazzfeld

[KANE_6969]

there are peopel who did amazing things drunk.. howard sten brought us hank teh angry drunkin dwarf.. lots of famous people use drugs and alcohol.. Jerry seinfeld has been arrested ona dui jazzy. in fact he has like 20 parking tickets...he doesn;t pay the meter's

[utahjazz85]

I know some potporotzo paid his parking ticket once lmfao.

[GOD]

my first id was _deftone98__ so the name def stuck and i liked it
so thats my origin i guess
wait n/m that wasnt my first name but it was when i became known to certain people so yea
and im glad to see jazz got his name back
that was kinda bull****

[GOD]

i personally dont like him but thats no reason to take away his id
fascist crap

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

testing new layout, ekko.

[utahjazz85]

WTF NO ONE LIKED MACRO POLO?

[utahjazz85]

I played well and my speed was ****ing impressive-

[utahjazz85]

This pusher got raped, he uses the pawns attack opening as well-

[WIZÄRD]

u ****ing dare u? He is daring himself?

[MóÑt£]

LOL, if Kanes a Legend! then i very very very much AM! he made a 40k?


so wut! i ran ladder with phych as power_player2800 he was _Phych_. i had 9 60ks over 15 50ks about 20 32ks... had some BAD ASS RARES!!! ran adv1 with rebel_tiger12 ( jesus, __Rebel___ ) and shado..
i was the first person to create a lounge booter!
when you come to a table with a macro, with over 500 sets , and SO DAMN FAST! of scrolling this
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then the table would shut down...
man! i was their for EVERYTHING! kane.. no offense.. youcome from boring checkers... you havent seen nothin.. till u seen what i seen... and the old chess players / ladder players back in the day.
i never bragged or anything.. but kane.. this gotta stop with u.
kuz u dont know what a legend is til you c one. and trust me bro...
Legends r...
Respected
Feared
Remembered
And they don't brag @ all.. they are very humble... or i should say Sbd ( Silent but deadly )... well anyways, im done.

[utahjazz85]

Don't act like such a newbie, it was a typo.

[utahjazz85]

LMFAO LOL!!!!-

[utahjazz85]

monte, There is no such thing as controlling advanced lounge. Maybe you are referring to the title of 'biggest cheater'.

[MóÑt£]

w/e man.. i don't cheat. no fightin pls man..

[Idbeholda]

LMAO.. That's ****ing hilarious. Ultimtum my ass lmao. And that whole "drinking makes you dumb" thing... uh... um... y.. eahhhh.... ... . .. .. um.... no comment about an obviously uneducated assumption.

[utahjazz85]

I want a screenshot but too much chat and too much work for this one. Basically, there was a guy on the id winclows98, I asked who he was, he said he was gg. I told him I saw his new id, gg4mpv, then I said, "most valuable pusher".

[utahjazz85]

UtahJazz75: havent seen u in a while
UtahJazz75: whats the matter? all the rares get taken?
BlJoHnSoN77: cause i had your stupid ass blocked
UtahJazz75: oh
UtahJazz75: lmfao

[pugamsish]

weak

[utahjazz85]

wtf Are you talking about? That was ****ing funny **** man.

[utahjazz85]

SORE LOSER, sorry I blocked out the clock, he resigned and ran-

[Qball]

sup utah, how about a rematch from last time we played ??? i mean it was only a draw but i think i had the upper hand. seeing how you felt that your " father " was interupting you everytime you tried to make a move . so utah how about that game ??? i know you only play 1/0 but i only have a 56k modem. so i was thinking we could play a 5/5 game.

[utahjazz85]

He was, I had to help with something and run outside every dam time he needed help. Play 1/0 you pussy ass bitch.

[KANE_6969]

lmao@ legendars are humble.. What about muhammed ali? he's an idle of mine..and monte. You never spent time in checkers so dont pretend liek y ou knopwhow it was there. Even limp got annoyed by some of the lamers running checkers. anyways i;mteh one who tookk ladder down monte esearch in checkers. The truth is out there... How many people have scrolled people's ss#'s to get ridof them online? Or taken phonenumbers into gei cvhat flrited witheth same sex to get them calls ahahahha. How many people where you came from mailed playgirl to guys cod? anyways man don't judge till you know the full story. Cuz you have no idea.i'mt eh most feared / respected name in checkers. Many from pool know my name too.

[utahjazz85]

Man Kane, that's deep. But how did you get all that info?

[MóÑt£]

Sorry.

[Qball]

only bitch's who cant play. play 1/0 how pathetic ? making an excuse for something you almost got beat by. LOL , sup monte, nice site. yo utah how about a game of 1/2 then , its still 1/0 but 1/2 aint bad either . so how about it ???

[KANE_6969]

jazz the internet.... its really easy man. But i;m nto gonna educate you on getting info so you can abuse thepower jazz.

[utahjazz85]

I'm not spamming anyones personal info unless the person is really immature. I don't waste my time with that anyway. I just want to know how you did it, not how I can do it.

[pugamsish]

I never played 1/0... it is weak... Real Chess calls for thinking, i would own any of you.

[pugamsish]

only 2 that would give me trouble would be pope, and maybe jazz.

[utahjazz85]

We are the only two active chess players here. So you're claiming to kick everyones ass who doesn't play chess? That's like beating up a 10 year old.

[KANE_6969]

i'd give youa run pug.. I'm decent.. I could give jazz and pope a run witha longer timer. As i am athinker on 56... i havent; has 10000 gamesto see the board but i am good ith strategy

[MóÑt£]

utah... you couldnt beat a 10 year old up...

[utahjazz85]

lol @ THis ebay feedback-

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=drhezz

weblassi( 50) May-23-03 09:56:07 PDT 3321561940 B

Complaint : Horrible e-bayer. Said he must have been drunk when he bid. Refused payment

Response by drhezz - He said I was drunk, and I was, but who would bid on a Laser Disc without being

[KANE_6969]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2939401557&category=1467

Jazz you might wanna bid onthis. It's a collectors item..

[utahjazz85]

1. There's a stain on that shirt.

2. wtf Is amazonian?

[KANE_6969]

amazonian = woman.. Remember married with children? Al bundy and his buddy's forme da group . Well i shoudla guessed it would go over y our head....

[utahjazz85]

Don't ever post something that stupid again kane.

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

Say good night gracie!

[passionfruit]

good night Gracie

[utahjazz85]

You two, don't ever post in this thread again.

[passionfruit]

Or what?

[utahjazz85]

You won't survive, I won't put up with your worthless bull****.

[passionfruit]

So ........... let me get this right jizz........... your threatening me?

[b0rth]

Heyyyy Jazzfeld is still alive!

[Realged13]

I'm only doing my duty, but if I could mod chess forum, I would have to delete some posts so be warned.

[utahjazz85]

Delete the bull**** posts. I have an established thread here and it's no place for someone's bull**** just to piss me off.

[utahjazz85]

I hate this *******, he ruined one of my streaks, it was either my 69 streak, or my 79 streak. I don't remember, but I lagged and he wouldn't cancel, it ruined my streak, I hate this mother ****er. I showed him who's boss now though-

[utahjazz85]

DIE *******-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

watch the profanity in your screenshots Jazz. (hint hint Limp and Monte)

[leblitzer]

benco do u have yim?
i need some help with fritz7

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

get on AIM.

[leblitzer]

whynt yim? aim isnt that good

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

YOU WANT HELP, GET ON AIM.

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

Leb im still workin on getting old fritz to connect lmao.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Did you make your own interface?

[Realged13]

Wish I could get someone to interface my Fritz 7 to Yahoo!

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Me too.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

i wanted to mod, so I said that, lolz, two minutes after that, Ima mod. but yes, use the eraser and cut that **** out ,

[pugamsish]

Great.

[pugamsish]

I have a guy who is looking for a working booster, he wants it free... Where can he get it.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

UtahJazz75: why?
BencoGolf1: he thinks Im not focusing on golf
UtahJazz75: ah
UtahJazz75: that might be ur problem
UtahJazz75: see
UtahJazz75: <-no bitches
UtahJazz75: <-2000 rated
UtahJazz75: ;-)
BencoGolf1: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
UtahJazz75: who am i kidding id still be the same if i had a bitch
BencoGolf1: thats the funniest ****ing **** Ive ever heard
BencoGolf1: yea
UtahJazz75: post it in jazzfeld
BencoGolf1: I was going to
UtahJazz75: k

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

Nope still no luck on the i face.

[Realged13]

test

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

get back on AIM Jazz.

[leblitzer]

zero hook me up on yim , iam trying to concet fritz 7 on yahoo, iam working on chess board now

[utahjazz85]

I HATE THIS *****, AT THE BUZZER!-

[utahjazz85]

This chick was laughing at how much she sucked-

[utahjazz85]

HE 'SPANKED MY ASS' BY A TENTH OF A SECOND, COULDN'T EVEN MATE ME AND HE WAS UP A QUEEN TO A ROOK. SO I WENT AND 'SPANKED HIS ASS'. THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T PAY TO TALK ****. USUALLY THE **** TALKERS RUN AFTER THE FIRST GAME, BUT THIS **** TALKER WAS DUMB. I ALSO RAPED HIM THE THIRD GAME BY A PASSED PAWN AND 12 SECONDS, BUT THIS WAS THE SECOND GAME-

[utahjazz85]

THIS GUY WAS A BIG ASS PUSHER. Did the 4 pawn attack, on his right side he just moved 4 pawns 1 square. Then he brought his rook out, played like a 900. I was kicking his ass until he got my rook which checked my king and took my other rook. This guy was still a huge pusher, he had no idea what he was doing. I mated him because of his ****ty play, he could have prevented it but HE IS A FILTHY ASS PUSHER, I'm talking 100% Grade A Pusher-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

nice mate.

[utahjazz85]

This loser is another pusher. Mate with a knight, is there anything more embarassing?-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Smothered Mate, nice again.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

damn I missed it.

[leblitzer]

are you utajazz85Z?

[utahjazz85]

YOU ARE A ****ING IDIOT LEB.

[kdawg56_99]

Lol@stupid jack for thinking he won against you. And even wutz more funny is the dumb broad lol against losing. Twice in a row lmao.

[utahjazz85]

No he beat me the first game, I raped him the next 2 AND HE RAN!!!!

[leblitzer]

cmon utaz i will play u now

[leblitzer]

see how many move i can get ahahaha

[leblitzer]

oups wrong pix :p

[Qball]

hey utah i almost beat you last time we played .......... only if i didnt have a suck ass computer i would of wooped ya. but enough of that ..... how about a game ???

[leblitzer]

he will refuse he so scared now 1234567890

[Qball]

sing's a mild song :

When this began
I had nothing to say
And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me
I was confused
And I let it all out to find /that I'm
Not the only person with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the vacancy the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel
Nothing to lose
Just stuck/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
And the fault is my own
I want to heal
I want to feel
What I thought was never real
I want to let go of the pain I've held so long
[Erase all the pain 'til it's gone] I want to heal
I want to feel
Like I'm close to something real
I want to find something i've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
And I've got nothing to say
I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face
I was confused
Looking everywhere/only to find that it's
Not the way I had imagined it all in my mind
So what am I
What do I have but negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is looking at me
Nothing to lose
Nothing to gain/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
The fault is my own
I will never know
Myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel
Anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never be
Anything 'til I break away from me
And I will break away
I'll find myself today
I want to heal
I want to feel like I'm
Somewhere i belong

[Qball]

god im bored ( keeps singing)

When this began
I had nothing to say
And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me
I was confused
And I let it all out to find /that I'm
Not the only person with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the vacancy the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel
Nothing to lose
Just stuck/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
And the fault is my own
I want to heal
I want to feel
What I thought was never real
I want to let go of the pain I've held so long
[Erase all the pain 'til it's gone] I want to heal
I want to feel
Like I'm close to something real
I want to find something i've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
And I've got nothing to say
I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face
I was confused
Looking everywhere/only to find that it's
Not the way I had imagined it all in my mind
So what am I
What do I have but negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is looking at me
Nothing to lose
Nothing to gain/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
The fault is my own
I will never know
Myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel
Anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never be
Anything 'til I break away from me
And I will break away
I'll find myself today
I want to heal
I want to feel like I'm
Somewhere i belong

[utahjazz85]

If you keep that up


YOU WILL BE IGNORED







Insider for anyone who heard Faint.

[Qball]

ill keep doing this until he plays me then ............. i want my rematch . but we r not going to play 1/0 . ill get killed on a 56k . so how about it utah can you beat me without using a program on 5/5 or unless your chicken ???? !!!! cause everyone knows you dont really play 5/5 games. so how about it utah ???

(sing's a mild tune):
When this began
I had nothing to say
And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me
I was confused
And I let it all out to find /that I'm
Not the only person with these things in mind
Inside of me
But all the vacancy the words revealed
Is the only real thing that I've got left to feel
Nothing to lose
Just stuck/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
And the fault is my own
I want to heal
I want to feel
What I thought was never real
I want to let go of the pain I've held so long
[Erase all the pain 'til it's gone] I want to heal
I want to feel
Like I'm close to something real
I want to find something i've wanted all along
Somewhere I belong
And I've got nothing to say
I can't believe I didn't fall right down on my face
I was confused
Looking everywhere/only to find that it's
Not the way I had imagined it all in my mind
So what am I
What do I have but negativity
'Cause I can't justify the
Way everyone is looking at me
Nothing to lose
Nothing to gain/hollow and alone
And the fault is my own
The fault is my own
I will never know
Myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel
Anything else until my wounds are healed
I will never be
Anything 'til I break away from me
And I will break away
I'll find myself today
I want to heal
I want to feel like I'm
Somewhere i belong

[utahjazz85]

qball I'm dealing with some legal issues on ebay from some sick lying mother with now and playing chess is the least of my concerns.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Faint kicks ass

[utahjazz85]

1. whoever deleted my curse.

2. Set Me Free is better.

[utahjazz85]

-Edited for personal reasons.-

[kronos]

JoN KeNDTeR: its ur life
UtahJazz75: yahoo is
kronos: yahoo is

[leblitzer]

1234567890 uta yim me pliz1234567890

[utahjazz85]

I almost booted this guy because he was a provie, but when I clicked on his record he had a 2100 rating, so I played him and RAPED him, then he said, make it 2/0, so I did and I mated him-

[utahjazz85]

The next game I forgot to change the timer back to 1/0 against a different person and noticed 1/4 into the game and I was like, but I beat him anyway. Then I changed it back to 1/0 and RAPED him again.

[leblitzer]

uta come in chess.net n u will learn how ppl fell when they raped :(1234567890

[utahjazz85]

I would own chess.net.

[leblitzer]

lol your just a lag time yahoo player
at chess.net no lag there so every body can own!1234567890

[utahjazz85]

Everyone on yahoo blames their losses on lag like babies.

[leblitzer]

not babies, yahoo is imperfect with lag, make it unfair al should leave that yahoo n let uta there1234567890

[utahjazz85]

BABY KEEP CRYING ABOUT LAG WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leblitzer]

iamnt crying i just moved to chess.net1234567890

[utahjazz85]

Taken from another site-

"I had an interesting exchange with my sisters boyfriend abot Hoooters. I told him I just don't go there simply on principle. He told me but they have really great wings. So I asked him if he would go to a place called "Dongs" where you were served fantasic food by men in a speedo? Ummm....no was his reply. Nuff said! Enjoy your wings Hooters fans!"

LOL

[utahjazz85]

Dog, I didn't make that up, some chick from another site did.

[utahjazz85]

OK I am getting 18k games before I go to bed. I'll be in Advanced if anyone wants to watch.

I have 65 games to go, with a 1979 rating. I hope to be done by 2 am.

[Qball]

oh my fault utah, LOL ....... so when ever your ready to play that game ... just give me a buzz,
and have your game handed down to ya. LOL

[Wood]

Utah did you ever get your record back (chess record that is)?

[utahjazz85]

I boosted a new id and restored it.

I don't know if I will get 18k now because everytime I go in the room yahoo keeps changing my record.

[utahjazz85]

My warning level was too high so I was on my other aim-

cuoos: OK
BencoGolf1: what
cuoos: warning level is too high
cuoos: had to switch
cuoos: dude
cuoos: thats me, not limp
BencoGolf1: are you a ****ing admin or not
cuoos: Limpkinw: I CAN MANIPULATE MONTE
cuoos: LMFAO!!!!!!

BencoGolf1: really?
cuoos: yes
cuoos: thats me
BencoGolf1: ARE YOU AN ADMIN?

cuoos: LMFAO
cuoos: moron
cuoos: dude
cuoos: i said that
BencoGolf1: **** YOU
cuoos: not limp
BencoGolf1: ****
cuoos: i used that code
BencoGolf1: MAKE ME AN ADMIN
BencoGolf1: NOW ****
cuoos: im not one
cuoos: God ur stupid
BencoGolf1: LOL
BencoGolf1: WTF
cuoos: ok listen
BencoGolf1: HTF?
cuoos: i put that code in
BencoGolf1: THATS YOU?
}
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
cuoos: and it makes it look like limp says it
cuoos: yes
cuoos: moron
BencoGolf1: ROFLMFAO
cuoos: took u long enough
cuoos: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: jajajajaja
BencoGolf1: hahahaha
cuoos: thats why i put the red x
BencoGolf1: OWNED LIMP BITCH
cuoos: so it doesnt seem so close
cuoos: LOL
cuoos: YUPZ
BencoGolf1: lOL

cuoos: STUPID MONTE
cuoos: I MADE HIM QUITE
BencoGolf1: WHAT A ******
cuoos: LMFAO
QUIT*
cuoos: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: damn it thats funny
BencoGolf1: so u getting to 18k?
cuoos: yes
cuoos: but
cuoos: yahoo keeps ****ing up my record
cuoos: its almost there,
cuoos: everytime i go in and out
cuoos: it changes
BencoGolf1: what u ,eam?
BencoGolf1: oh
BencoGolf1: that happens
BencoGolf1: it will get updated
BencoGolf1: give it 24 hours
BencoGolf1: but keep playing
cuoos: yo
cuoos: pope is next
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
cuoos: lmfao READ
BencoGolf1: I wont sell him
BencoGolf1: tell*
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: OWNED
RAPED BANG
cuoos: ****
cuoos: HE RATTED
cuoos: MOTHER ****ER
BencoGolf1: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

BencoGolf1: shhow me how
BencoGolf1: to do it
BencoGolf1: I want to **** with someoen
cuoos: ok
cuoos: type a 4 letter word
cuoos: press enter
cuoos: insert this
cuoos: MóÑt£
cuoos: MóÑt£:
BencoGolf1: just the last line?
BencoGolf1: and then whatever I want
cuoos: STFU
1234567890
MóÑt£: I'm so dumb.
BencoGolf1: all of that
BencoGolf1: or just the
BencoGolf1: MóÑt£: I'm so dumb.
cuoos: all of it
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
cuoos: OMFG
cuoos: HE STILL DOESNT GET IT
cuoos: LMFAOOOOOO
cuoos: LOL
cuoos: u copied
cuoos: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFOA
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
cuoos: ****
cuoos: I ****ED UP
BencoGolf1: watch this
cuoos: k
BencoGolf1: YES
LMFAO
BencoGolf1: LMFAO
BencoGolf1: lmfao
BencoGolf1: at what I did
cuoos: CHRIST
cuoos: I WANT MY ****ING RECORD BACK
cuoos: BITCHES

BencoGolf1: did they reset it?
cuoos: no
cuoos: but
BencoGolf1: or is it just ****ed
cuoos: it keeps going up and wodn
BencoGolf1: wtf
cuoos: its between 1-8 games off
cuoos: 1 game off was the closeest
BencoGolf1: it will be ok
cuoos: dam
cuoos: he got it
cuoos: rofl
BencoGolf1: who?
cuoos: reags doesnt get it
cuoos: monte caught on
cuoos: GET REAGS
BencoGolf1: WHATA DUMB NIGG
cuoos: LOL YUPZ

[Realged13]

lmao.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

it was funny as hell while it lasted , sigh

[leblitzer]

is it cuoos from chess.net ?

[utahjazz85]

You idiot I said it was me.



And yahoo still didn't fix my record, it's 6 games off.

[leblitzer]

your cuoo?

[utahjazz85]

For the idiot-

1. cuoo Isn't from chess.net, he is from yahoo.

2. cuoos, NOT CUOO, is my other aim id.

[utahjazz85]

I shut down the shoutbox LOL!

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

BANG

[pugamsish]

lol

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

No you didnt..........................If you looked on the main page when the site went down it was easy to see who did.

[ZEROXTREMECOOL]

But lol at you trying to take credit for it so you can get sum more people pissed at you.

[utahjazz85]

LOL

Ok what happened then?

[utahjazz85]

This was my second or third fastest game ever. We went insane, I thought I was going to lose, there were like 10 moves at zero. My fastest game ever was 66, I might have had 63 once-

[leblitzer]

i beg your pardon uta? see cuoo is from chess.net
U shut donw nothing , limp prolly shut down it coz u abuse a lot

[utahjazz85]

I be your pardon leb. Looke here-

http://profiles.yahoo.com/cuoo

[utahjazz85]

Shaw of Mordor: ya lemme bike up there
UtahJazz75: next to NJ
UtahJazz75: ur lame state
Shaw of Mordor: i'll take care of the bird
UtahJazz75: bs
Shaw of Mordor: lol
UtahJazz75: really?
Shaw of Mordor: lol no dude
Shaw of Mordor: kinda far
UtahJazz75: wtf u cant drive
Shaw of Mordor: im 16
Shaw of Mordor: wtf
UtahJazz75: so
Shaw of Mordor: NJ liscence = 18
UtahJazz75: LOL
UtahJazz75: LOL


UtahJazz75: LOL
UtahJazz75: LOL

UtahJazz75: LMFAO
Shaw of Mordor: stfu
Shaw of Mordor: stfu
UtahJazz75: LOSER STATE
UtahJazz75: OWNED
Shaw of Mordor: stfu
UtahJazz75: RAPED
Shaw of Mordor: lol
UtahJazz75: LMFAO
Shaw of Mordor: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

UtahJazz75: LMFAO
UtahJazz75: MAN THAT SUCKS DICK
UtahJazz75: lmfao
UtahJazz75: when did they make that law up?
Shaw of Mordor: last year
Shaw of Mordor: used to be 167
Shaw of Mordor: 17*
UtahJazz75: lol
Shaw of Mordor: =/
UtahJazz75: well i agree with the law, 16 +17 year old kids cant drive well, they account for too many accidents
Shaw of Mordor: so do old people
Shaw of Mordor: did u hear bout the 80 year old dude?
UtahJazz75: 16 is a good age for it, but once they get their license they are too careless and stupid, and inexperiences
UtahJazz75: yes
UtahJazz75: lol
Shaw of Mordor: =/
Shaw of Mordor: 10 people dead man
Shaw of Mordor: i'd feel so horrible
UtahJazz75: yup
Shaw of Mordor: i'd shoot myself
UtahJazz75: LOL
UtahJazz75: they should test the old ****s
Shaw of Mordor: ya

[utahjazz85]

Christ, he doesn't even know what kind of car he has-

UtahJazz75: what kind of piece of junk does ur mom drive?
Shaw of Mordor: brand new car
Shaw of Mordor: its stupid
Shaw of Mordor: the payment is like $500 a month
UtahJazz75: what kind?
UtahJazz75: sounds expensive
Shaw of Mordor: no idea
UtahJazz75: what kind
Shaw of Mordor: i'll ask her
UtahJazz75: wtf are u ****ing retartded
UtahJazz75: dont know ur own cars
Shaw of Mordor: its like
Shaw of Mordor: a suped up station wagon
UtahJazz75: mercedes?
Shaw of Mordor: no idea
Shaw of Mordor: lemme ask
UtahJazz75: JUST DO IT
UtahJazz75: NOW BITCH
Shaw of Mordor: k
Shaw of Mordor: asked
Shaw of Mordor: its a
Shaw of Mordor: BMW 525
UtahJazz75: nice
UtahJazz75: u rich?
Shaw of Mordor: i guess
UtahJazz75: LOL
UtahJazz75: ur kidding
UtahJazz75: u dont know **** do u?
UtahJazz75: man I know my parents income
Shaw of Mordor: http://www.newcars.com/model.php?camid=800116
Shaw of Mordor: there it is
Shaw of Mordor: scroll down, its the blue one, but ours is silver
UtahJazz75: u didnt even know
UtahJazz75: ur mom had a bmw?
Shaw of Mordor: lol
Shaw of Mordor: is a bmw good?
UtahJazz75: yes
Shaw of Mordor: oh
Shaw of Mordor: cool
UtahJazz75: i was never in one but they are safe, powerful and ****
UtahJazz75: ok **** this ima go to bed
UtahJazz75: night
Shaw of Mordor: lol
Shaw of Mordor: okay
Shaw of Mordor: goodnight

[utahjazz85]

THIS JUST IN, SHAW IS A BADBOY!!!!-

UtahJazz75: u got any other cars?
Shaw of Mordor: noppers
Shaw of Mordor: we had a uhh
UtahJazz75: only one
Shaw of Mordor: geep
Shaw of Mordor: er
Shaw of Mordor: jeep*
UtahJazz75: LOL
Shaw of Mordor: grand cheroke
Shaw of Mordor: or w/e
UtahJazz75: @
UtahJazz75: GEEP
Shaw of Mordor: big and blue and ****
Shaw of Mordor: stfu
UtahJazz75: only one car
UtahJazz75: do u have a dad?
Shaw of Mordor: step dad
UtahJazz75: aw
UtahJazz75: i see
Shaw of Mordor: my dad i've never me
Shaw of Mordor: met*
UtahJazz75: aw
Shaw of Mordor: he wants to meet me
UtahJazz75: really
Shaw of Mordor: he's some fancy smancy laywer
Shaw of Mordor: drives a porch
UtahJazz75: wtf
UtahJazz75: dude
Shaw of Mordor: porcshe
UtahJazz75: hes rich
Shaw of Mordor: ?
Shaw of Mordor: porchse?
UtahJazz75: porsche
Shaw of Mordor: k
UtahJazz75: why did he leave?
Shaw of Mordor: he wasnt married to my mom or anything
Shaw of Mordor: just dating
UtahJazz75: LOL URA BADBOY?
Shaw of Mordor: dude
UtahJazz75: ?
Shaw of Mordor: technically i guess
UtahJazz75: i knew it
UtahJazz75: there had to be something
UtahJazz75: from when i found out about u on ur website
UtahJazz75: u seemed pretty messed up
Shaw of Mordor: wtf
Shaw of Mordor: how am i messed up
UtahJazz75: but not in a drug bag type of way
UtahJazz75: emotionally, yes
Shaw of Mordor: wth
Shaw of Mordor: how?
UtahJazz75: LOL
UtahJazz75: Christ
UtahJazz75: dude
UtahJazz75: u didnt grow up with ur real dad
Shaw of Mordor: oh

[b0rth]

lmao that sux too.. i have had my license since i was 14 . lol

[leblitzer]

me2

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by b0rth
lmao that sux too.. i have had my license since i was 14 . lol


wtf? I never heard of such a thing. 8Th Grade kids can drive? THat's insane, North Dakota blows.

[pugamsish]

haha, 14 year olds drivin?

[utahjazz85]

lmfao @ This pussy, talking **** to me in the lobby and look at the end result-

[leblitzer]

amazin u 2000 now :-/

[utahjazz85]

I was 2000 before I got deactivated.

[b0rth]

that's like the only good thing about North Dakota lol. u can get ur license early. but **** i've been driving since i was 4 anyway ..everyone here drives even if they dont have their license . in smaller towns anyway .

[utahjazz85]

That's terrible, giving a bunch of inexperienced kids their drivers license. Grow up borth, 14 year olds should not be allowed to drive.

[utahjazz85]

Ok it's almost 3 days already since yahoo took 6 games off of my record, 5 wins 1 draw. GUess I'm not going to get them back, time to do it myself, wouldn't you say?

In January 2002 they took 252 games off, and I reached 10k twice! 242 Wins and 10 draws, but I put them back.

[leblitzer]

uta serioously play in chess.net n get 1600 , yahoo inflate rating a lot n u know that

[Qball]

i would play at chess.net but my computer alittle slow. i think i still got an rating of 1678 in chess.net but not sure . if utah or anyone want to play a game of chess at chess.net ill play ya.

[utahjazz85]

REINACTMENT-


I would play at chess.net but I can't.

If anyone wants to play at chess.net I'll play you.

[utahjazz85]

lmfao @ This MORON-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lmfao, that was pretty funny, stupid newbies.

[leblitzer]

here STOC HOT TOURNY FINALS, jiz can u play that good?1234567890

[utahjazz85]

I gave this ***** a 14 second head start, I turned it around by 21 seconds, I said 27 because I thought I gave him 20 seconds, lol-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LOL, THIS COMP SUCKS DICK, ANYWAY , THIS ***** WAS FUNNY LMFAO

[utahjazz85]

I was eating outside before. 3 Bunny rabbits were chasing each other in my neighbor's yard. One comes under the fence into my territory. I pick up a basketball, it's real size but made of rubber. I threw it at the rabbit, I JUST ****ING MISSED IT, by like a fraction of a second, it ran when it almost got owned. DAM!

[heavenly]

U ALL SPEAK CRAP LMAO

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LMFAO KILL THAT RABBIT, I BET IT WAS A *****.

[Qball]

snow515 - snow
snow575 - snow
snow617 - snow
snow629 - snow
snow570 - snow
snow683 - snow
snow665 - snow
snow781 - snow
snow862 - snow
snow865 - snow
snow928 - snow
snow972 - snow
snow_920 - snow
snow_914 - snow
snow_926 - snow
snow_933 - snow
sonic104 - sonic
sonic109 - sonic
sonic217 - sonic
sonic243 - sonic
sonic288 - sonic
sonic381 - sonic
sonic570 - sonic
sonic606 - sonic
sonic612 - sonic
sonic617 - sonic
sonic633 - sonic
sonic748 - sonic
sonic107 - tails
sonic354 - tails
sonic854 - tails
sonic34 - knuckles
sonic496 - knuckles
sonic567 - knuckles
dance847 - dance
dance62 - dancer
dance145 - dancer
dance256 - dancer
dance350 - dancer
dance576 - dancer
qwerty_48 - qwerty
qwerty_44 - qwerty
qwerty_307 - qwerty
qwerty_313 - qwerty
qwerty_323 - qwerty
qwerty_431 - qwerty
qwerty_546 - qwerty
qwerty_804 - qwerty
cat_133 - cat
cat_189 - cat
cat_179 - cat
cat_526 - cat
cat_817 - cat
cat_842 - cat
cat_951 - cat
cat699 - cats
cat987 - cats
oasis573 - oasis
oasis745 - oasis
oasis830 - oasis
oasis865 - oasis
oasis907 - oasis
oasis780 - desert
mase60 - mase
mase202 - mase
mase418 - mase
mase434 - mase
mase465 - mase
mase673 - mase
mase746 - mase
mase808 - mase
mase718 - MASE
tupac123 - 2pac
tupac162 - 2pac
tupac190 - 2pac
tupac243 - 2pac
tupac380 - 2pac
tupac766 - 2pac
tupac914 - 2pac
tupac921 - 2pac
bomb618 - bomb
bomb_824 - bomb
nuke202 - bomb
hercules568 - hercules
hercules604 - hercules
hercules705 - hercules
hercules889 - hercules
hercules915 - hercules
mask150 - mask
mask178 - mask
mask638 - mask
mask707 - mask
mask729 - mask
smurf17_2002 --- love
smurf19362------love
smurf2001ca---smurf
smurf2099------smurf
smurf21ukm---smurf
player0125--- pw is abc123
playa00_01------pw is playa
rugrats_1999_99---- pw is rugrats
rugrats192009----pw is rugrats

[pugamsish]

that was the weirdest toss of ids i have ever seen in my life.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

no rares , wtf

[that_pope]

Why are people talking about me at yahoo chess when Im not even there. I guess this is what happens to legends, they talk about them at all times :)

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LOL, I crack myself up

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

I was xx_2kplus_xx btw.

[utahjazz85]

And that was a loss to pope, not lhymena, that mother ****er.

[utahjazz85]

pope Went 3-1-1 against me. Let's go bitch, best of 21, benco posts all screenshots in here. And I still wouldn't get bragging rights because of all the rapings you gave me in ladder, but, it would prove something about how I can rape you now.

UtahJazz75: play me

Auto response from Hushie16: I'm out and about. Dont give me a call on my cell cause I don't have one and don't want to be interrupted ;-).

UtahJazz75: wigga
UtahJazz75: best of 21
UtahJazz75: ill rape u upside down inside out
UtahJazz75: biatch

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

If this happens, I'll be the screenshot bitch, lol.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lmfao @ I'll rape you upside down inside out.

[utahjazz85]

I JUST RAPED ALL THE SPYWARE OFF OF MY COMPUTER.

1. SPYBOT TOOK ABOUT 25 THINGS.

2. ADAWARE TOOK 96 THINGS. The thing was, I never searched for updates, but now that I did, it's all GONE!!!! HAHAHA NIGGAS!!!!! Now I can search google without those two pages of ads, and no more ugly girls poping up on my screen.

[leblitzer]

uta why u wont play u realise now i made soom progress :)

[leblitzer]

1234567890

[utahjazz85]

You're lucky I couldn't screenshots the first game, I was up a rook, bishop, knight, and some pawns, to leb's 1 pawn. Yahoo keeps starting games as soon as they end. And my performance was better than yours anyone knows mates like you got are noticed right after the move is made.

[utahjazz85]

It's 1-1, now leb won't play me. Fuc.king pussy.

[leblitzer]

dude prove it n come in my chess.net, i will put u 10-0 there

[utahjazz85]

I'm not paying $20 to play 10 games fuc.k YOU *****.

[leblitzer]

just get a 14 day trial will be enought for u for beeing disguested abot all good player there

[utahjazz85]

LMFAO

[leblitzer]

wut wrong with it

[utahjazz85]

This is what leb does, he comes back on a provie id, I showed him who's boss-

[leblitzer]

maybe the of yahoo , but the retard of chess.net :p

[utahjazz85]

MORE RAPAGE-

[leblitzer]

a rape is a rape but i was on hiden id so i didnt played my best opening

[utahjazz85]

I raped this stupid pusher so much last year, he talked too much **** in the lobby. I scrolled up to get this screenshot after I raped him the third and final time. I edited it so I could get it all on the 5 lines, I only moved the first line up because it was back far. I am riding a 10 streak now, sweet-

[leblitzer]

can i see that SS shout?

[leblitzer]

1234567890

[utahjazz85]

mel4ny LMFAO I remember that id.

[utahjazz85]

This is for benco-

[leblitzer]

1234567890

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

bull****, utah doesnt boost.

[leblitzer]

lol why he created like 10k ids huh

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

HE DIDNT.

[leblitzer]

uta u need a booster :p
bxp46 is for ya

[utahjazz85]

I just woke up from a 3 hour nap because the phone rang. Leb, that conversation is fake, I only read the first two lines and know that. And everyone knows that I don't use smilies.

[leblitzer]

oh dam :(

[leblitzer]

wasnt ya r ya sure?

[utahjazz85]

LMFAO THIS GUY WAS 1800 AND GOT RAPED-

[leblitzer]

coolz u come back to checherz , stay there pliz :)

[leblitzer]

heh uta is confused now?

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

wtf were you doing in chex.

[leblitzer]

heh cuz chess is too complicate for him :)

[utahjazz85]

That's why I beat you all the time right leb?

I was looking for kane in checkers.

[leblitzer]

u beat me all time now? what a LIE , see SS i took when u got rapeed dude

[leblitzer]

lol your so quiet now

[pugamsish]

LOL @ Leb making that convo up, he spelled it uta, and he even wrote like himself.

[Wood]

That's called to much free time...

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LOL @ THIS, JAZZ SAID HE WANTED TO GO IN THE POOL , THEN --

[KANE_6969]

Peopel go allthe way to checkers to see the spectical that is Kane C

[utahjazz85]

You have to include the WHOLE story, not just one line-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

still, lmfao. you didnt get all of the Jazzfeld university material.

[pugamsish]

lol thats great.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

I know, he just says wtf he wants. lol

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

JC, guess you didnt lag that time!

[utahjazz85]

Someone deleted this the first time, stop messing with me you.

NOW, I didn't think I would be able to get this move off, but I DID. I also raped him the next game, checkmate in 37 moves, I had 4 seconds left he had 14, pusher-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

what the hell? I didnt delete that, that was a great mate, wtf?

[utahjazz85]

Had to be r1ch.

[utahjazz85]

Sigh-

[utahjazz85]

How odd that someone from yahoo would find me on an NES site. They didn't even come back and reply yet-

[utahjazz85]

I was playing some black today, I'm doing very well. I mated this one dude and lol @ what homi said-

[leblitzer]

nice edits

[utahjazz85]

deaf, Game?-

[leblitzer]

yup its a male lol

[utahjazz85]

hushie16=that_pope


UtahJazz75: ******

Auto response from Hushie16: I am easily the luckiest person in the world when it comes to speeding tickets. I speed everywhere, but never get pulled over (only once) and never get a ticket. Today, I was easily going 65 in a 45, and I came around a corner on a two lane street, and there was a motorcycle cop right there with his radar gun, as I sped by him. He must have been targeting the far left lane, because I was in the far right lane. Thank God!!!!

UtahJazz75: nah uve been driving for 4 years u dont know ****

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

NIce games btw.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

oh please.

[KANE_6969]

KANE_6969 need i say more. .See it can fit in one line.. just bnot very well.. you should interview old ladder peopel for thoughts.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

heh, he was talking about chess ladder.

[KANE_6969]

WEllt henyou dont get the fulls tory. Cuz some how good hackers came outta places besides chess. Checkers had good hackers cuz the gameis easy to learn. Games are shorter
compared to chess.. so my point is youhave more free time to learn :)

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Never went to chex, sorry,

[KANE_6969]

you missed out

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Im sure I did.

[leblitzer]

chris got banned?

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

Yup, he called monte 'gay' on shoutbox.

[WIZÄRD]

Kane that is true. Tim was a good one. Jake was ok. Ben i never thought did anythign but he always some how got Jake's ids. z00ts was a good one when he needed to be. Don't be dissin the CHEX people :)

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

There is nothing to diss in chex, cux chess is much better. :)

[KANE_6969]

we areabout hacking ability in checkers.. I never was impressed by zoots.. Hr hacker d a couple ids and was famous for it...io tried to see what he was made of but he would always leave and get scared.. Tim gave out jakes names. kept stealing his names.. tim was liek robin hood rob obnly he stole names instead of cash and he gave id's to rich not poor. yes zoots was a joke. hje even posted some fake ips in rooms to try and look big.. tim wasn;t talkented nor was ben. ben got his id;s for rung..

Ben would say i;ll get you top 100 for the rest of ladder for an id.. then he;d get them rung liek 85.. and he;d bump them once he got his rare. weak. he was a scammer not ahacker. liek dis and liz and sweett heyw ere horrible to kids and they were aduklts dissapointing

[leblitzer]

<Yup, he called monte 'gay' on shoutbox.>
for how long :-/

[utahjazz85]

Checkers is for little weiners.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

heh.

[leblitzer]

u
t
a

[b0rth]

whats ur problem leb

[leblitzer]

nothing n u

[leblitzer]

uta cmon in http://chess.le-blitzer.com/ n show me how point can u hit

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

stfu leb, please.

[leblitzer]

;)

[leblitzer]

new hacks :)

[utahjazz85]

LMFAO @ THIS LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!-

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

heh.

[utahjazz85]

SMACK-

[leblitzer]

its ppol uta

[trevor_kid_420]

Utah, are you always a pissed off person or are you just like this online?

[utahjazz85]

Always, but that was't anger, I was just screwing with him. I always screw with people when I play pool.

[utahjazz85]

I go way back with this guy, the match USED TO be even way back in the day, now I just plain old rape his ass. I took a screenshot of this move when I made it, but then he wound up running, SORE LOSER, so it's funnier now-

[trevor_kid_420]

lol Ok I get it, I was going to say that was harsh!

[trevor_kid_420]

Damn yeah thats a good move, loses his queen and doesn't get crap in return not even the rook.

[trevor_kid_420]

Hey utah I had a question how do you put an image under your name?

[utahjazz85]

CLick on user cp, click on edit profile, on the bottom click on Change Avatar. I don't know if you can get a custom one, you might have to ask limp.

[trevor_kid_420]

Alright thanks

[trevor_kid_420]

But wait I don't see change avatar...

[utahjazz85]

Edit Options maybe, else you are retarded.

[trevor_kid_420]

Naw you were just wrong, like always, jk