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lvl_a_i_l
01-18-2004, 11:06 AM
Hi all. look what i found, and try understand him   LOL


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<TD><SPAN class=postbody>Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse and a miniskirt and high heels. My measurements are 36-24-36. I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweatpants I just bought at Walmart. I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner - it smells a little funny.

Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK.

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and I accidently rip a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your spit off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants down and rubbing your hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out, nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed, aching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark. I'm lost. Where's the bedroom.

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tugging off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing against each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off you glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.

Wellhung: I find the bathroom. It's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my ... you know ... thing ... in your ... you know ... woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide it in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of your candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

GOD
01-18-2004, 11:34 AM
simply put
that was retarded
and not worth the read

KANE_6969
01-18-2004, 05:40 PM
that was apthetic.. once i realized it was cyber i scrolled down here to say what an idiot

John-
01-18-2004, 08:01 PM
i found it quite funny, i am sure i have seen it somewhere else or a similar version.

thanks for posting.

b_v_d
01-19-2004, 12:19 AM
cool.

Mark__C
01-19-2004, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by KANE_6969
that was apthetic.. once i realized it was cyber i scrolled down here to say what an idiot

youre such a liar

i always see you in champs zone chasing net girls

what a hypocrite

air_snort
01-24-2004, 03:49 AM
lmao.
i thought the story was lived and well written,.

KANE_6969
01-24-2004, 04:58 AM
hmm i ask girls naughty questions like panty color to piss them off.. i talk to chelle but thats all it is is conversation.. i think we both have an interest but its online.. sodoubt it will go far.. i am proud to say i have been on a comp for approx 11 years or 12 years now... and i am still a cyber virgin.. i am proud ofthat.. farthest i;ve went is flashing on cam. mark is jealous hecan;t get cyber girls or real girls so he hates on me

Mandy
01-30-2004, 11:47 PM
god that had nothing do with xbox at all whats wrong with you

KANE_6969
01-31-2004, 01:15 AM
its alcohol.. it throws me off topic.. so mandy what color are your panties? sineyou had tot ake notice to me going off topic

Mandy
01-31-2004, 02:33 AM
lol well first i would have to be wearing panties :p but honestly xbox part of this discussion lets try to keep it about the xbox

$-h-ä-W-ñ
02-01-2004, 07:01 PM
LOL Mail, that was.......Entertaining lol

KANE_6969
02-01-2004, 11:11 PM
you tell me you aint got panties on and that you wanna talk xbox.wanna see my joystick on cam lmao...

Mandy
02-02-2004, 01:01 AM
lol ummmmm no i got my own controller as for xbox lets just say its the bestest eva lol plus keeps me out of trouble

KANE_6969
02-02-2004, 02:29 AM
sowhat are we talkign abotu here i;m getting lost lol

Forsaken
02-02-2004, 07:28 AM
Good thing there was a review on the second post of this thread, I was not wanting to read the whole thing. It seems made up, whoever wrote it tried too hard to be funny.

lvl_a_i_l: hey what do you mean made up??

Forsaken: Exactly!

$-h-ä-W-ñ
02-02-2004, 01:42 PM
its made up. and its funny ...

Mandy
02-02-2004, 11:37 PM
funny is an expression that i find is not the case here xbox people thats what we are talking about *rolls eyes*