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Limpkinw
02-27-2004, 01:28 PM
If you had a three legged turkey would you still watch tv?
Limpkinw
02-27-2004, 01:30 PM
Jesse you are messed up in the head...
$-h-ä-W-ñ
02-27-2004, 03:59 PM
LoL.
limp has gone mad.
Limpkinw
02-27-2004, 04:24 PM
BEEP BEEP!
Forsaken
02-27-2004, 04:32 PM
I would watch the turkey. Only because I would trade my tv for the turkey. Then I would take my three legged turkey out for a walk. Just me and my turkey.....walking down the street.
Everyone would be stopping and staring at my turkey. Then I would get mad cause they're staring at my turkey. I would yell "wtf you lookin at, haven't you ever seen a three legged turkey before?" Then I would look at my turkey and tell him to "sick 'em!" But he wouldn't do anything, cause he's just a turkey.
A three legged turkey. Hey, look what's on tv!
Qball
02-27-2004, 04:34 PM
three legged turkey ???? hmmmm would i still watch tv ......... no i wouldnt watch tv ........ i'd sell the damn turkey for money ....... LOL
r1chard_cran1um
02-27-2004, 04:44 PM
whats the turkey watching on tv ?
Mandy
02-27-2004, 04:48 PM
i have to think about it
r1chard_cran1um
02-27-2004, 04:49 PM
sounds like road runner and the coyote to me
Mandy
02-27-2004, 05:39 PM
acme company for sure
$-h-ä-W-ñ
02-27-2004, 07:50 PM
if i had a 3 legged turkey i would save it for next christmas.
I'd probably eat him personally...
_I_Play_Chess
02-27-2004, 08:01 PM
The 3rd do what u wanted with it ,,,,,
After all Is that special turkey Fe_male?
Why watching TV?
Play Golf.....
Mandy
02-28-2004, 12:39 AM
damn chess you like spreading porn wherever you go but im sure all the guys love it lol
_I_Play_Chess
02-28-2004, 01:37 PM
This is my Nature...
I love women...
Naked only!!!!!!!1
and don't forget 3 legged turkey Male...
do you know to what it resembles?
Qball
02-28-2004, 01:54 PM
nice pic bud .......... and yes i think all men do like women ....... unless they are "gay" ..............
Qball
02-28-2004, 02:08 PM
atleast im the one who fucking told everyone in limpkinw that you were raped by a 18yrs old girl ........... and you call me gay ........... pls .............LMFAO ..........
-ßéñ©Ø-
02-28-2004, 03:30 PM
Q, she's my girlfriend, its not rape, its hot consentual sex, something u've probably never done.
r1chard_cran1um
02-29-2004, 12:05 AM
Bento
lotion, your hand and a picture , dont count as sex ! ! ! !
Mandy
02-29-2004, 12:34 AM
yeah i blame all mean for your downfalls actually i don't care lol im just fooling with ya
_I_Play_Chess
02-29-2004, 10:33 AM
Benc0....
Foregive me ... Can't stand the bad judgements...Lol
Another Alien ....
They told me she resembles ur G/F?
Mandy
02-29-2004, 11:26 PM
dare i say it im not commenting on that *shrugs in pure terror*
_I_Play_Chess
03-01-2004, 11:19 AM
Don't you ever laugh ...
U have a chance to see how they r "Constructed"....
Mandy
03-01-2004, 10:58 PM
how who is constructed and why do i suddenly feel eyes looking at me
~*ThE-LiLy*~
08-14-2004, 12:12 PM
:rolleyes: lol prolly cuz all eyes are on you now :cool:
Realged13
08-14-2004, 12:16 PM
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For all you hackas/crackas crack that shizzo!
~*ThE-LiLy*~
08-24-2004, 03:53 PM
:eek: :confused:
Realged13
08-24-2004, 05:29 PM
Thats what I thought!!1
H-Bomb
08-26-2004, 03:02 AM
Back to the turkey......... I'm all for keeping it around.
Then late November........
MMMM Smoked Turkey Drumsticks!
KANE_6969
08-26-2004, 02:52 PM
you wouldn;t get rich from showing it on tv... i mean it does have 3 legs.
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