lvl_a_i_l
03-09-2004, 05:50 PM
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found
a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you 3
wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes, that
whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first
wish, she wanted to
be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in
the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the
most beautiful
woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he
will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay
because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever b****es. Don't mess with
them.
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found
a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you 3
wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I
failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes, that
whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first
wish, she wanted to
be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,
"You do
realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in
the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the
most beautiful
woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the
world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world and he
will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That
will be okay
because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever b****es. Don't mess with
them.