Funny Pics

[passionfruit]

Dont inderstand what???????????????????

[leblitzer]

tha pix,its supose to be funny pix no?

[kdawg56_99]

Lol, leb its easy. You remember like the peanuts one on dave's page hehe. Somewhat like dat.

[passionfruit]

This you jizzy !!!!!!

[passionfruit]

One for Rich ........... lolololol

[passionfruit]

lololololol

[passionfruit]

hahahahhaahhaaa !!!

[passionfruit]

haheeheehahaahaa !!!

[passionfruit]

Only way !!! lololol

[kdawg56_99]

That cop one really funny. Same with the bull one. Lmfao. Nice pics.

[leblitzer]

i have some funny pix but my IMG code is off :(

[KANE_6969]

the jazz one would be funny but jazz likes men not women

[passionfruit]

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!

[passionfruit]

lololol

[passionfruit]

So thats's how they wash em !!!!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololololol

[passionfruit]

lololololol

[leblitzer]

heh kdawng , its sooooooooooo rude :p

[leblitzer]

heh kdawng , its sooooooooooo rude :p

[passionfruit]

Virus Protection !!!!

[passionfruit]

lololol................. if it was so easy !!!!

[passionfruit]

hey Buckle up !!!!

[passionfruit]

ANd that my friends is how a mouse is made !!!!

[passionfruit]

lololol !!!

[passionfruit]

hahahahahaahaaa

[passionfruit]

Sorry about previous post .......damned if i know what happened ........... and it won't let me delete !!!!
Bugger bugger bugger !!!!

Can you Help Limp ???????????

[passionfruit]

lololol

[passionfruit]

lmao !!!!!

[passionfruit]

lololololol

[passionfruit]

Friendly Sport .............. lolololol!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[passionfruit]

Enough to make your eyes water !!!! lolololol

[passionfruit]

That Goldfish is a goner !!!!!!


Woohooo 400 posts ....go me go me !!!!

[chinadoll]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[passionfruit]

lololol

[passionfruit]

Ya Right !!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

LMFAO !!!!!! (look above)

[kdawg56_99]

Lol, those were hilarious. That cat one was real funny and the one above as well.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

yea that was the one I thought so too.

[leblitzer]

how to post a funny thing?
ps : kdaxw i deleted AIM can u contact me on _Tupac_ bruz?

[kdawg56_99]

Ok leb I got it thanks. I thought u go to new reply attach image, etc. U can also like take a screen shot of ur thing by clicking print screen then open it up in paint bro.

[that_pope]

I dont understand the one with the green car and the yellow van that says "De Groot". Can someone explain...thanks

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

ask passion

[utahjazz85]

It looks like it's a car pope.

[kdawg56_99]

Lol. Oh my wut can u say hehe.

[passionfruit]

Will it take off?............... huh huh huh huh !!!!!

[passionfruit]

look at the photo................ closely !!!!

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

ROFL at the one with the chick with the big ones. The guys head naw thats gross.

[pugamsish]

lol @ the logo.

[utahjazz85]

His penis is showing you dumbass.

[kdawg56_99]

Either that or his ball sac has been rearrange by plastic surgery lmao.

[nscopex]

not my attraction

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[passionfruit]

lol...some very nice ones john.............wtg !!!

[leblitzer]

the more funny is cuming :p

[j0hns_marijuana]

thnx ...

(here's one from leb)


he's wondering why he's a comp abuser...

[leblitzer]

Issuing: -Cat-Eater- (1951) [white] _HassaN_ (2198) rated lightning 0 1.
--** _HassaN_ is a computer **--
--** _HassaN_ is on the abuser list **--
Your lightning rating will change: Win: +25, Draw: +9, Loss: -6

[leblitzer]

Tell compabuse a bruz got a CA title for no reason can u fix it burz?
compabuse tells you: it wasnt for no reason.
compabuse tells you: he wasnt added for switching tasks
compabuse tells you: he was added for cheating
compabuse tells you: he was added for using fritz 7 vs Dingbat

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lol, typical

[nscopex]

benco ...do you even know what thats about?

[kdawg56_99]

John, those were some funny ass one bro. Keep the funnies rolling yo.

[nscopex]

yupp

[Realged13]

HMM, John you play Broodwar? If so, lets go play some games one day.

[kdawg56_99]

I'm pretty sure john plays counterstrike. At least last time i checked with him. I was gonna play him warcraft III once online he told me he's pretty good at dat too.

[passionfruit]

lololol

[passionfruit]

Run Forest ..... Run !!!

[leblitzer]

i play broodwar to yim pliz let do a sweet team, i have made same hacked map too :)

[Realged13]

Sure what is your BW name? Mines Slayer)Realged-

[passionfruit]

Bad breakup you think ????????

[passionfruit]

When animals go BAD.......... 1 !!!

[passionfruit]

Bad Animals ........... 2

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Bad Animals ......... 3

[passionfruit]

Bad Animals ............... 4

[passionfruit]

Bad Animals ................ 5

[passionfruit]

Bad Animals ........... 6

[passionfruit]

Bad Animals .........7

[passionfruit]

LOLOLOLOL

[passionfruit]

lololololol

[utahjazz85]

Originally posted by passionfruit
Bad breakup you think ????????

That's a Ford Orion, came after the Tempo, Contour replaced it. I know my cars bitch.

[pugamsish]

Are you sure it came after the Tempo? I thought it was before it.

[pugamsish]

Not like it matters.

[passionfruit]

Woooohooo !!! Great to hear Rich ..... glad things are back on track .
Looking to catch up real soon !!!

[passionfruit]

Originally posted by utahjazz85
That's a Ford Orion, came after the Tempo, Contour replaced it. I know my cars bitch.



Like who gives a toss what car it is idiot !!!!

And as for your ........."I tell it like it is " .........
You wouldn't know chit from clay ... even if you smelt it ...... bitch !!

[pugamsish]

lol

[passionfruit]

That looks like it would hurt !!!

[pugamsish]

good one

[kdawg56_99]

Yep, almost as bad as getting your hand caught in the door lmao. Not as bad as lorena bobbitt case tho rofl. THat's a killa.

[passionfruit]

So Bears do chit in the woods !!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[passionfruit]

heehee !!!!

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

ROFL, let me go find some funny ****.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

this isnt funny but interesting:


Read the sentence below:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count the F's in that sentence. Count them only once.
When you're done, CLICK HERE!

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how many F's are there?

[passionfruit]

6

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Never trust a hotdog vendor !!!!!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[passionfruit]

Oppps !!!!

[MóÑt£]

lol

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

nice

[kdawg56_99]

Yeah nice, but those ones on 196 page were hilarious. And passion that one with the penguin drinking the coca cola was pretty coo as well.

[pugamsish]

My favorite is the Cat in the swim gear, and the dog with the cheerleading outfit.

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[passionfruit]

heeheehee

[passionfruit]

Think about it ..........................
Big family get together...... Mum, Dad, Aunty Mary, Uncle Bill,,,,, your horrible siblings.............. and man's best friend enters the room.................................
Oh my god !!!!!!

[pugamsish]

LOLOL

[passionfruit]

Shhhhhhhhhheeeeshhhhhhhhhhh........... I'm taking a taxi !!!

[Realged13]

Hmm, wonder how close we are to 3000 posts.

[pugamsish]

Dont know.

[kdawg56_99]

Lmao look at dis from my bro shaw's site.

[MóÑt£]

That's a stupid ass picture... only a nerd or someone with no life would make a pic like that.
even though shaw's been my dawg for years...

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lmfao @ monte I thought it was funny that kdawg was on AOL.

[kdawg56_99]

Lol. aol is a piece of **** sometimes. But it ain't that bad hehe.

[pugamsish]

AOL sucks dick.

[pugamsish]

AOL sucks dick.

[pugamsish]

I thoguht that was funny. That is the same character that chases the cat, in that one picture that says "Every time you masturbate, GOD kills a kitty."

[MóÑt£]

your mother does too.
PUNKED!

[pugamsish]

I wouldn't know, I was too busy with yours.

[MóÑt£]

oh....
i just got punked!
* silent *


OH yeah!

i was busy..... uh... with your ....UH??....FATHER! NOW WHAT?!
PUNKED!

[passionfruit]

Sniper.............. this post is # 2962 ............ and the thread has had 9991 views......... whoa !!!

[pugamsish]

lol

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

damn that woman offering tatoo is so ****in gross. lol, what a crack whore.

[pugamsish]

whore

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

ok pug.

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LMFAO AT ALL!

[Realged13]

Those are great, and passion thanks for the count. I'm to lazy to see what is what.

[passionfruit]

Great posts Rich........... lmbo !!!
So good seeing you back posting.
Hold me .......... I know you love me babe....... lol

[pugamsish]

they were great.

[nscopex]

wow boners.com ive sene all of these

[pugamsish]

lolol

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rofl. those are good.

[pugamsish]

Where do you get the ones with the animals like the cheerleading dog.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

lol

[pugamsish]

lol

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

rofl, keep em coming r1ch.

[passionfruit]

Great Pics Rich.............. lmbo
I can feel the Love........... lol

[pugamsish]

lol, i like the one on 202 :)

[passionfruit]

heeheehee...... No shopping lifting here !!!!

[passionfruit]

Lordy Lordy !!!!

[passionfruit]

Run while you still can !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[passionfruit]

When the Crime season is a bit slow !!!!!

[passionfruit]

Next holiday Snowfields !!!

[passionfruit]

woohoooo !!!

[passionfruit]

Never Complain about your crappy job !!!!!

[passionfruit]

when did they take this pic......... lol

[passionfruit]

Getting these fitted in my house !!!!

[passionfruit]

Ahem Ahem excuse me Miss........lol

[kdawg56_99]

Lol, that blond one is real good richard. But this superman one is hilarious better than em all. Nice one.

[kdawg56_99]

http://profiles.yahoo.com/daniellehot2003 Lol, this girl is really hot. Sorry bout not making it like a pic but i dunno some might find it crazy hehe.

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lmfao, kdawg looks at profiles for tits.

[passionfruit]

OK you Guys ......hands up if you do this ??????????

[passionfruit]

lololol

[passionfruit]

WHY !!!! WHY !!!! WHY !!!!!

You guys can you do this?
RIch ? Benco? Pug? Kdawg ?

If you can pm me........we need to talk !!!! ..............lolololol

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After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip to Minneapolis.
They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight. He tried to appeal to a supervisor but was told the airline was not responsible for the problem and it would do no good to complain.
Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he discovered that Miami Beach was having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as uncomfortably hot as Seattle's was cold. The desk clerk gave him a message that his wife would arrive was planned.
He could hardly wait to get to the pool area to cool off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to his haste, he made an error in the e-mail address. His message therefore arrived at the home of an elderly preacher's wife whose even older husband had died only the day before. When the grieving widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out an anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead.
Her family rushed to her room where they saw this message on the screen:

Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know.
Just got checked in.
Some confusion at the gate.
Appeal was denied.
Received confirmation of your arrival tomorrow.

Your loving husband.

** P.S. Things are not as we thought. You're going to be surprised at how hot it is down here.

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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation marks

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....what more can I
say..........

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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the wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk !

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two's company, three's the result !

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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A guy's walking along the beach in Malibu, finds a bottle, and picks it up.

A genie pops out and says, "Thanks for letting me out. For your
kindness, I will grant you one wish."

The guy says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm too afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick from claustrophobia. So my wish is for you to build a road from here to Hawaii."

The genie says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved... think of the huge pilings we'd need to hold up the highway, and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that is just too much to ask."

The guy says, "Well, there is one other thing I've always wanted. I'd like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why they're so temperamental, why are they so difficult to get along with... you know, what makes them tick?"

The genie thinks a second, and says, "Would that road be two lanes or four?"

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home now Mother of Six?"

His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back...
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

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Little Tommy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tommy?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tommy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your damn cat."

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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says," Your house."

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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Paddy and Murphy were sitting in a boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

All of a sudden, they found a oil lamp floating next to them. Paddy
said "Maybe if you rub it hard enough a genie will appear!" and sure enough a genie appeared.

The genie said "You have one wish!". So Murphy said "I wish that all the sea was turned to beer!" and then in a flash, the whole of the sea turned to beer and the genie had gone.

A while later, all that could be heard was the lapping of beer. Then Paddy said "Nice one Murphy!".

"What?" said Murphy. Paddy replied: "Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!"

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Two young photographers are on a shooting in a famous Kenyan safari park.

They had spent the day snapping giraffes, leopards, gazells - anything that came into view.

Walking back to their jeep they spotted a pride of lions.

They were clicking away like crazy, when a large male lion stood up and gave out a loud roar.

One of the photographers slipped off his boots and put on a pair of running shoes.

The other photographer looked at him and said: "You'll never outrun a lion!"

To which the other replied: "I don't care about the lion as long as I can outrun you!"

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Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: Wo

Atomic Weight: Don't even go there!!

Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical Properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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Element Name: MAN

Symbol: Xy

Atomic Weight: 180 +/- 50

Physical Properties: Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to
find pure sample.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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Two privates stationed at a fort were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what they were burying.

"This here's a big mule!"

"This ain't no mule, this here's a donkey."

"Mule!"

"Donkey!"

Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came by. "What are you boys doing?"

"We're diggin' a grave for this mule."

"Donkey!"

The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's an ass."

An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are you men doing, digging a foxhole?"

"No sir. We're diggin' an *******."

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A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving.
The female officer tells the man, "Sir, you have the right to remain
silent. Anything you say will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Breasts."

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Three friends; a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp.

They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home." POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family. Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too." POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, "My dear,
what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

"Yeah right!" she thinks.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Finally, muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed!

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and immediately begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks that maybe the ribbon will work on him too. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles.

Amazingly, it also works on him! She then sleeps soundly.

He wakes in a drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we were or what we did but, by damn, we took 1st and 2nd place!"

[j0hns_marijuana]

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[j0hns_marijuana]

now we know...

[kdawg56_99]

Damn john bro those were hilarious lol. That baby one was particularily funny.

[Realged13]

Those were great.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

damnit rich that parrot one was funny as hell. Thanks.

[Realged13]

NASTY

[utahjazz85]

OK THAT CAR ONE IS FUNNY AND ****, BUT HE WOULD NEED CAR INSURANCE NOT PROPERTY INSURANCE.





And lmfao @ benco's title.

[-ßéñ©Ø-]

yea jackass thats because you changed it like a little kid.

[Realged13]

Why don'y you just change it back?

[pugamsish]

Those are great.

[kdawg56_99]

Yeah the cartoon one was hilarious.

[j0hns_marijuana]

:)

[j0hns_marijuana]

heh

[j0hns_marijuana]

LMAO@PHYCH

[Realged13]

Thats great.

[KANE_6969]

good drinking tips

[passionfruit]

Here's your answer Rich ...................................

It's not ladylike to spit !!!!!

[passionfruit]

lolololol

[passionfruit]

Ouch ........ lolol

[j0hns_marijuana]

umm ... is there such a thing as that??? ... it's cruel if there is!

[j0hns_marijuana]

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[passionfruit]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm John................. not true ......... lol

[that_pope]

its so true :)

[j0hns_marijuana]

:D

[passionfruit]

Hmmmmmmmmmm ....................... I see I am out numbered .......so I wonyt get into a debate about it...........my last word ................not true not true not true.........lololol

[passionfruit]

There is an honest man ............. lololol