Thought for the day !!!

[passionfruit]

Thought of the day....

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate.
So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and
you wonder why the ocean is so salty...


Ewwwwwwwwww
Anyone else got some intresting/weird facts????????????

[WIZÄRD]

Disgusting

[John-]

ah dont worry bout it just to think when we go in the sea we swim in excrement and urine anyway it doesnt matter lol.
i think there should be more of those sewerage farms around where they put it through a process where at the end the water is clean and hygenic you could drink it. from what i heard there not that expensive neither.

[leblitzer]

i saw it in beach jon :(

[John-]

what did you see? i dread your answer but sheer curiosity forces me to ask

[leblitzer]

Originally posted by john123456
ah dont worry bout it just to think when we go in the sea we swim in excrement and urine anyway it doesnt matter lol.

i saw some dude no matter went they swin on it

[kdawg56_99]

lmao. Man that's some sick stuff.

[Mandy]

here is a thought anger is a condition in which the tongue speaks faster then the mind can think

[_I_Play_Chess]

I love this, I like that..

It cost too much...

To convince you take a look at the new ALIEN.

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

LOL!!
ipc..you like women that look odd don`t you buddy:p

[$-h-ä-W-ñ]

lol

[Mandy]

thats just plain ummm sick

[Qball]

LOL@ipc ............. thanks i think ill go throw up now .......... yuck ..... now the pizza just dont take that good

[_I_Play_Chess]

BizarreRie...

The other Thread I opend specially for these kind of "Throwing up"

Jejejejejeje

My thought of the day is below:

[Mandy]

i guess the world would be over populated lol

[r1chard_cran1um]

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

[r1chard_cran1um]

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!

[r1chard_cran1um]

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

[r1chard_cran1um]

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

[r1chard_cran1um]

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!



your unique Q_Ball


What state has the " x " in it

[r1chard_cran1um]

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!

[r1chard_cran1um]

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E!


he didnt sign the book apparnetly

[r1chard_cran1um]

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

[r1chard_cran1um]

Albert Brooks's real name is Albert Einstein.

[r1chard_cran1um]

It's rumored that sucking on a copper penny will cause a breath-alyzer to read 0.

[r1chard_cran1um]

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

[r1chard_cran1um]

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

[r1chard_cran1um]

Residents of the island of Lesbos are Lesbosians, rather than Lesbians. (Of course, lesbians are called lesbians because Sappho was from Lesbos.)

[r1chard_cran1um]

The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof'.


no that is trouble real trouble

[r1chard_cran1um]

The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

[r1chard_cran1um]

Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by Bayer.

[r1chard_cran1um]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

[r1chard_cran1um]

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

[r1chard_cran1um]

and back to what started all this



A whale's penis is called a dork.



or more commonly know as a shawana

[Mandy]

the state with x in its name is texas

[KANE_6969]

what about hawaii mandy?

[Mandy]

there is no x in hawaii

[KANE_6969]

lol but it has2 i;s atthe end
and theycould cross and be an x

[Mandy]

o like illonios has two l's

[Qball]

LOL@rich .......

[Qball]

"Fear no more the heat of the sun,
nor the furious winter's rages.
Thou thy worldly task hast done,
home art gone and taken thy wages."

William Shakespeare

[Qball]

When we are mindful of every nuance of our natural world, we finally get the picture: that we are only given one dazzling moment of life here on Earth, and we must stand before that reality both humbled and elevated, subject to every law of our universe and grateful for our brief but intrinsic participation with it. (From her biography of naturalist Eustace Conway.)

[Mandy]

save a saddle ride a cowboy or two lol

[_I_Play_Chess]

I agree about the signature of R1ch..

Evrything comes in Pair:

[Mandy]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats just gross hun *covers eyes*

[nscopex]

Originally posted by r1chard_cran1um
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!



your unique Q_Ball


What state has the " x " in it


New Me'x'ico

[Mandy]

lol i think richard forgot about New Mexico its too much like old mexico ;)

[Qball]

LOL ............... ty nscopex , i think .............. LOL .......... LOL@ipc ..........

[Mandy]

your a lol type of guy aren't ya hun

[_I_Play_Chess]

I knew it....

U r talking about QBALL....

 

[Qball]

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
-- Ben Franklin


Music is the timeless experience of constant change.
-- Jerry Garcia


Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-- Mark Twain


We live in a time of transition, an uneasy era which is likely to endure for the rest of this century. During the period we may be tempted to abandon some of the time-honored principles and commitments which have been proven during the difficult times of past generations. We must never yield to this temptation. Our American values are not luxuries, but necessities - not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself.
-- Jimmy Carter


What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
-- Mahatma Gandhi, Non-Violence in Peace and War


The day will come when man will recognize woman as his peer, not only at the fireside, but in councils of the nation. Then, and not until then, will there be the perfect comradeship, the ideal union between the sexes that shall result in the highest development of the race.
-- Susan B. Anthony


What luck for rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler

[Mandy]

those quotes are interesting but i like mine better

[Mandy]

roses are red violets are blue now your getting beat ain't that sweet

[Qball]

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
and all the kings horse's and all the kings men
couldnt put the fat fucker back together again .....


whenever i feel blue i alway seem to be happy when i say that ...LOL

[Mandy]

lol can you feel the anger in that lol ya know im sick of the lil perverts on yahoo i was at a chess table playing chess with ipc then this guy comes in as ipc leaves and wam he gets all preverted asking me all the usual perve q's.
do i make you guys that horny......i mean i can't blame myself im just that good.

[Qball]

i feel that you are a good person and all Mandy ........... do you make me feel "horny" no! i like to have you as a friend .......nothing else ........... i mean im getting too old for childish games but .......... life is too short ..... i think ipc is about your age ......... he may feel something when meeting you online at some private room ......... he may talk dirty to you and you may responed to that in the same way ............. but thats him. not everyone feels the same.

[_I_Play_Chess]

I never talk to noone dirty way.

I only like to post dirty PICS.

Sorry Bud..

With Mandy or any of the Ladies who are in here on LW , for me they have my respect...

I do not like talking dirty ... Talking about chess when i play chess,

I talk programing when I program

I Speak already 4 languages and none of these languages I don't talk DIRTY...

Capiche?

[Qball]

yo ipc dont get me wrong bro but your pics rock ................ i too love woman ........... unlike someone we all know LOL

[Mandy]

who is that q certainly not me

[r1chard_cran1um]

the one on the right seem a little stained to you guys ?

[Mandy]

*shrugs* you guys just wanna look at assholes all day be my guest

[r1chard_cran1um]

i saw the pic of monte , that was enough for me

[Mandy]

no comment you just gonna pick on a boy be my guest

[r1chard_cran1um]

oh well ! ! ! !

[Mandy]

lol be glad he don't say kiss this else you might be expect to

[r1chard_cran1um]

dont expect much and you wont be disappointed

[Mandy]

disappointed what like when you noticed you were a minute man ;)

[r1chard_cran1um]

cmon now be original

u used that line already once

women first then the men

ask the ppl on the titanic

[Mandy]

lol you got it we are better then men

[r1chard_cran1um]

well

you were made

2nd ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

from used parts

[Mandy]

yeah but you were made from dust and other guy giving you mouth to mouth

[r1chard_cran1um]

yes yes we were

but

we were still


first ! ! ! !

[Mandy]

yeah at being gay

[r1chard_cran1um]

the first know recorded case of homosexuality was women

so you were first at something


and



prostitution

[Mandy]

lol actually that was the first act of homosexuality but hey whos counting

[r1chard_cran1um]

u know why?

[r1chard_cran1um]

casue the damn stuid men were out conqering something somewhere other than the bedroom

[Mandy]

and how is this a thought of a day
here is a thought for ya
the sky is blue and the grass is green but why are they that color

[Qball]

"Paranoia is just common caution enhanced by personal experience"---D.B. Young 2002

[Mandy]

mythology is your life on drugs ~~~~Me 2004

[Qball]

Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
Allan Goldfein

I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Brendan Behan (1923 - 1964)

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

[Mandy]

hmmmmmmm
didn't robert frost say something like
strong fences make good neighbors

[Qball]

yes he did say that ................

[Mandy]

all right i finally got one right :D

[Qball]

wow ........ i can tell your intellegent young lady ......... before then i always thought of you as a "Blond" ............. guess i was wrong ....LOL

[Mandy]

lol me blonde i only have blond moments ;)

[Qball]

now you said that girl ????? i didnt lol ...... no comment ...... i dont feel like dying today ........lol

[Mandy]

huh don't dye then lol i think we all have blond moments at times

[_I_Play_Chess]

look allways further than the length of your Noise....

 

Because of Easter is coming...only next month ...

[Mandy]

Thats right its easter time HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Qball]

"Paranoia is just common caution enhanced by personal experience"---D.B. Young 2002

[Mandy]

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."
- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
- Saint Augustine (354-430)

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
- Galileo Galilei

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

"This book fills a much-needed gap."
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review

"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence."
- definition of"happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."
- e e cummings (1894-1962)

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"Assassins!"
- Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra

"I'll moider da bum."
- Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)

"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

"The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense."
- Edsgar Dijkstra

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
- Bjarne Stroustrup

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
- Paul Erdos

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near."
- Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown

"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

"Facts are the enemy of truth."
- Don Quixote - "Man of La Mancha"

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself."
- Anais Nin (1903-1977)

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

"I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right."
- Frederick (II) the Great

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."
- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880)

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
- Steven Wright

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)

"We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
- John D. Rockefeller (1874-1960)

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

"An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered."
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
- Umberto Eco

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)

"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969), Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working."
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor)

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
- Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)

"Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street."
- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
- Frank Zappa

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
- Antoine de Saint Exupery

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan

"It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts."
- G. B. Burgin

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action."
- Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance"
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

"A clever man commits no minor blunders."
- Goethe (1749-1832)

"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours."
- Richard Bach

"A witty saying proves nothing."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
- James Stephens (1882-1950)

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
- Henry Kissinger (1923-)

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance."
- Will Durant

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence."
- Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)

"It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."
- Mario Andretti

"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, 1925.

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon (1947-2003)

"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

[Qball]

Out of the strain of the Doing,
Into the peace of the Done.
Julia Louise Woodruff, 'Harvest Home,' Sunday at Home, 1910

Anger as soon as fed is dead-
'Tis starving makes it fat.
Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886), Poems, Second Series, 1891

Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
William Blake (1757 - 1827)

Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.
Madame de Tencin

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Arthur Miller (1915 - )

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Herb Caen

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

Life is a long lesson in humility.
James M. Barrie (1860 - 1937)
- More quotations on: [Life] [Humility]

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
H. G. Wells (1866 - 1946), Outline of History (1920)
- More quotations on: [Education]

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945), Benchley's Law of Distinction

Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Robert Byrne

If you affirm the positive, the negatives will drop off by themselves.
Ramana Maharishi

[Realged13]

Thought of the Day:

Make sure you spade and neuter your possums.

[Mandy]

thought for the day sometimes its not worth chewing threw the straightjacket :o